Mar 18, 2005 20:24
Step One:
Mix some drinks...
Twisted Banana Hammock
Combine in a cocktail shaker, 1 oz. Smirnoff Citrus Twist, 1 oz. coconut rum and 1/2 oz. of Banana schnapps. Pour over rocks and fill with equal parts pineapple juice and orange juice.
The Appletini
Combine ingredients (except garnish) with cracked ice and shake it up till ice cold. Serve in a martini glass.
apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple Schnapps
splash of Cointreau
thin apple slice for garnish
sour apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple Schnapps
big ol' squeeze of fresh lime juice
thin apple slice for garnish
green apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple Schnapps
splash of midori
big ol' squeeze of lime juice
thin granny smith slice for garnish
pine-apple martini
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. apple schnapps
1/2 oz. pineapple juice
thin apple slice for garnish
Step Two:
Turn on Scrubs...
Step Three:
Play!
Sip...
Gulp...
Chug-A-Lug...
Drain The Supply...
Whenever J.D. does a voice-over
Whenever J.D. has a fantasy
If another character does a voice-over
If another character has a fantasy
Whenever Elliot messes with her hair
Whenever Elliot appears in a bra
If Elliot appears in just a bra and panties
If Elliot appears without bra or panties
Whenever a song plays
Whenever a character breaks into song
If Ted and his Band break into song
If Elliot breaks into song
Whenever Turk and Carla have sex
Whenever Perry and Jordan have sex
If Elliot and J.D. have sex
If J.D. ever has sex with someone besides Elliot
Whenever Dr. Cox calls J.D. "newbie"
Whenever Dr. Cox calls J.D. a girl's name
If Dr. Cox calls J.D. "J.D."
If Dr. Cox gives J.D. a sincere hug
Whenever the Janitor accuses J.D. of something he didn't do
Whenever the Janitor calls J.D. a name
If the Janitor interacts with any of the other main characters
If the Janitor does something genuinely nice for/to J.D.
Wipe Out a Liquor Store...
If they cancel the show!