Mar 21, 2005 14:06
So Saturday i drove to the catskill mountains. It was mega dope. i passed i was 128 miles from NYC... i drove for 5 hours. it was the greatest.... then i just turned around and went back... it was the best way i could have spent my weekend. I bought the greatest pair of sunglasses in port Byron. And i got some really nice pictures of the sun setting over the mountains. It was great... just me, some love grass, and the radio.
Then Sunday i went to Ally's house and watched the twilight zone with Bob. It was fun... All in all out it was a great weekend.
i remain,.
Jen
This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white
wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and
the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around
here, are ya... where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell
is a taxidermist?"
The guy says "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's
OK boys, he's one of us!"