Proposal
Title: Proposal
Length: One-shot
Pairing: Yoomin (or is it...?)
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy
Summary: "Um, good morning." Yoochun said from behind his coffee mug. Changmin ignored him and bent on one knee, facing the kitchen table. "Oh my god, what are you doing?"
Yoochun was sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast, when Changmin stormed in looking like he had only woken up mere seconds ago.
"Um, good morning." Yoochun said from behind his coffee mug. Changmin ignored him and bent on one knee, facing the kitchen table. "Oh my god, what are you doing?"
Changmin shushed him and cleared his throat. "I love you."
Yoochun gave him a confused look. "What the...?"
"I love you with every ounce of blood in my body. Without you, my life is meaningless."
"Changmin, you're scaring me."
"Just shut up and let me finish!"
Yoochun rolled his eyes and sipped his coffee, watching in mild fascination.
"You are the sunshine that fills my life with happiness. I want to spend the rest of my existence with you. Will you please marry me?"
Silence.
"Changmin?"
"Yes, hyung?"
"That's a jelly donut."
"And it's the most beautiful, charming, sensitive--"
"You cannot marry a jelly donut!"
"Can too, Jaejoong says so! He even said he'd be our marry-er... guy."
Yoochun pinched the bridge of his nose. "It's called a justice of the peace, and Kim Jaejoong is not certified to--!" He stopped himself and thought about what he was saying. "You know what? Fine. I hope you two are very happy together and make lots of jelly babies." He pushed his chair back from the table and made for the phone to call Jaejoong. He had already picked out the words 'crazy train' and 'infectious insanity disease' in his mind.
Changmin shrugged and took a bite out of his new fiancee.
Length: One-shot
Pairing: Yoomin (or is it...?)
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy
Summary: "Um, good morning." Yoochun said from behind his coffee mug. Changmin ignored him and bent on one knee, facing the kitchen table. "Oh my god, what are you doing?"
Yoochun was sitting at the kitchen table eating breakfast, when Changmin stormed in looking like he had only woken up mere seconds ago.
"Um, good morning." Yoochun said from behind his coffee mug. Changmin ignored him and bent on one knee, facing the kitchen table. "Oh my god, what are you doing?"
Changmin shushed him and cleared his throat. "I love you."
Yoochun gave him a confused look. "What the...?"
"I love you with every ounce of blood in my body. Without you, my life is meaningless."
"Changmin, you're scaring me."
"Just shut up and let me finish!"
Yoochun rolled his eyes and sipped his coffee, watching in mild fascination.
"You are the sunshine that fills my life with happiness. I want to spend the rest of my existence with you. Will you please marry me?"
Silence.
"Changmin?"
"Yes, hyung?"
"That's a jelly donut."
"And it's the most beautiful, charming, sensitive--"
"You cannot marry a jelly donut!"
"Can too, Jaejoong says so! He even said he'd be our marry-er... guy."
Yoochun pinched the bridge of his nose. "It's called a justice of the peace, and Kim Jaejoong is not certified to--!" He stopped himself and thought about what he was saying. "You know what? Fine. I hope you two are very happy together and make lots of jelly babies." He pushed his chair back from the table and made for the phone to call Jaejoong. He had already picked out the words 'crazy train' and 'infectious insanity disease' in his mind.
Changmin shrugged and took a bite out of his new fiancee.