Things I Hate
1. Sea Urchins They are mean, sneaky little bastards that will stab you with their spikes just because you innocently swam a little too close to them. Their stings hurt like a bastard and their little spikes are stuck in my hand. Not fun.
2. Jelly Fish Oh, they might look all pretty with their glistening tentacles, but they are mean, sneaky bastards just like sea urchins. They probably all belong to a club called Let's Inflict As Much Pain as Possible on Innocent Swimmers in the Sea. Damn them both.
3. Scary Hotel Rooms that Had Someone Murdered in Them I investigated the bed further and AM SURE that something happened in my room. For proof I video taped it.
4. Pad Thai Some may like it, I happen not to. Especially after it gave me projectile vomiting. I've never had projectile vomiting before; nor do I desire it again.
5. French People There are hords of them here on Samui. They are very rude, smoke too much, take up the entire sidewalk, go topless at the beach, walk too slow and basically get on my nerves. I'm glad they don't like us. I don't like them either.
6. Other Women's Boobs Boobs are nice. I guess. I like mine. But, I do not need to see random other women's. Really. I do not. Why do these women insist on going topless for all to see? Are they proud? Some of the should be, I guess. Are they THAT afraid of tan lines? I like tan lines. They show my progress.
7. Missing Home So Much That it Hurts I don't know if it's just because I am at the end of my travels, but I am SO anxious to get home. Everything reminds me of home. I want to be there so badly.
That is all for now.
2. Jelly Fish Oh, they might look all pretty with their glistening tentacles, but they are mean, sneaky bastards just like sea urchins. They probably all belong to a club called Let's Inflict As Much Pain as Possible on Innocent Swimmers in the Sea. Damn them both.
3. Scary Hotel Rooms that Had Someone Murdered in Them I investigated the bed further and AM SURE that something happened in my room. For proof I video taped it.
4. Pad Thai Some may like it, I happen not to. Especially after it gave me projectile vomiting. I've never had projectile vomiting before; nor do I desire it again.
5. French People There are hords of them here on Samui. They are very rude, smoke too much, take up the entire sidewalk, go topless at the beach, walk too slow and basically get on my nerves. I'm glad they don't like us. I don't like them either.
6. Other Women's Boobs Boobs are nice. I guess. I like mine. But, I do not need to see random other women's. Really. I do not. Why do these women insist on going topless for all to see? Are they proud? Some of the should be, I guess. Are they THAT afraid of tan lines? I like tan lines. They show my progress.
7. Missing Home So Much That it Hurts I don't know if it's just because I am at the end of my travels, but I am SO anxious to get home. Everything reminds me of home. I want to be there so badly.
That is all for now.