the past billion hours
Well I haven't updated in a while cause I've been really busy. I should be doing work or laundry now, but I'm done.
Anyway I've had a lot of things ive wanted to talk about (in my online journal of course!) but havent had the time to update as these things occur
THUSLY i'll just do a crappy list style entry of everything.
1. I was sober driver like 2 weeks ago. It didn't suck that much and im off the hook for the semester.
2. Muffin Colgan's second birthday was Sept. 24th. I missed going home for the party because i had work, but i did sneak away to home this past wednesday and give her a present and spend some time with her and rocky. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!
3. Tiff left for England on the 25th. I didn't get to see her before she left because I HAD WORK (recurring theme?). I guess that leaves me as the only person in America that really understands life. ha. I can't wait to see her and go to Ireland. I'm actually nervous about the whole thing, like my expectations will get too high or something. I don't know what im talking about. Im tired.
I forgot what number im on- I saw "Mean Girls" and it was way funnier than I expected. I also rented "Neverending Story" I fell asleep watching it at like 2 am and when it was over the theme song played all night on the main menu. It was pretty loud. MaaaBaad people who live near me.
next- I was day chair for Rush 2 and it was apparently a success.
and then- I dyed my hair and it looks way different. Let's just say Every Day is Wednesday (as in Addams)
fuck order- Ive met people here that have never cleaned a bathroom or mowed a lawn. wtf
Aubs has been up my ass more than a proctologist to do a speech for this sorority thing, i have reluctantly agreed. I have to deliver it tommorrow. guess what im doing tonight
Freshman pissing in the elevator- the novelty has worn off. Freshman crapping in the elevator- VILE. I should steal you in your sleep and give you a swirlie.
Katie and i got pink envelope letters (like whitecards if you were in high school with me). heres what it said:
"Dear Resident:
This is to notify you that during a fire alarm that occured on Thursday, September 17, 2004 residence life staff keyed into your room (as part of the standard fire safety protocol). During the key in process, residence life staff observed a refridgerator exceeding the limit of 3.5 cubic feet. As clearly stated in "A Guide to Residence Living," refridgerators larger then 3.5 cubic feet are not allowed in residence.
"One personal refridgerator per room, not to exceed 3.5 cubic feet, is permitted in all residence halls. Townhouse residents are not permitted to possess refridgerators as one is already provided in their living area. Personal refridgerators are not to be kept in closets or bathrooms."
Upon receipt of this letter you must refrain from using the prohibited refridgerator. Additionally you have until September 27, 2004 to remove the oversize refridgerator from residence. If you still require the use of a personal refridgerator, please refer to "A Gide to Residence Living" for the omplete policy regarding acceptable appliances. A residence life staff member will be stopping by your room to check that you have complied with this request.
At this point no judicial action will be taken, however this notice will remain on file in the office and any future violations, including failure to remove the prohibited item, may result in judicial charges and further disciplinary action.
I encourage you to become aware of all residence life and college policies as outlined in "A Guide to Residence Living." Certainly further disciplinary action is something we both wish to avoid. It is my sincere hope that you now have a clearer understanding of what is expected of you in our residential community and that you will respect the policies and procedures of this institution."
THE letter was hand delivered to my room and i had to sign for it like certified mail. It is October first and we are still using the fridge.
I just got called into work tommorrow, but fuck that Im not going. Last week the fire alarm in the mall went off and had to give my boss a ride home to inner city Trenton everynight in the dark. theres also a water leak the drips out of our light sockets. I have however stopped spending all of my earings buying food at work. i now bring "chokers" from home. chokers are what my boss calls peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because "when weez got de free lunch n school, it was dem erry day n da only thin wash dem out yo mouf was nasty milk...chokers"
If i ever get spare moment i play mario kart since i brought the SNES up. Aubs and i got cut-throat competitive yesterday and wore eachother out. It was like excercise. In the middle of a race my CA came in and Aubs afterwards told me that she had gone to school with my CA and that she was known for public masturbation. "she always wore really loose sweatpants and overalls. you don't want to be giving her any high fives."
THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP.
Schools going so-so. I'm doing as good as i can. I suck so bad in french. The other day we had to do oral excercises with partners and i flipped out on Cuban Dan enough that he felt the need to goad me on saying "youre doing fine". were like the two weetards in the class. I am however semi fluent in french when i'm drunk. I think this is because i dont think as much, getting tripped up thinking about rules that i actually have internalized already. Examples of when i was drunk and did good with french:
in seaside heights when trying to tell joy and michelle that i wanted to leave the house across the street
messaging deep to say that i need the imsomniac
messageing sales for booze
writing poems in french and english late at night
last semester's final
Danielle is awesome, we hang out till 5am.
So I met what my mother would call "a nice boy" and he called me today to go out, but he combines my two biggest irrational fears :phones and age. He's 27. very nice, but 27. done school, but 27. Lives in Phila. 27. phones. meep.
this has gone on too long. remember to always wear clean underwear incase you have to go to the hospital and they need to cut it off you. peace and oscilation.
Anyway I've had a lot of things ive wanted to talk about (in my online journal of course!) but havent had the time to update as these things occur
THUSLY i'll just do a crappy list style entry of everything.
1. I was sober driver like 2 weeks ago. It didn't suck that much and im off the hook for the semester.
2. Muffin Colgan's second birthday was Sept. 24th. I missed going home for the party because i had work, but i did sneak away to home this past wednesday and give her a present and spend some time with her and rocky. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!
3. Tiff left for England on the 25th. I didn't get to see her before she left because I HAD WORK (recurring theme?). I guess that leaves me as the only person in America that really understands life. ha. I can't wait to see her and go to Ireland. I'm actually nervous about the whole thing, like my expectations will get too high or something. I don't know what im talking about. Im tired.
I forgot what number im on- I saw "Mean Girls" and it was way funnier than I expected. I also rented "Neverending Story" I fell asleep watching it at like 2 am and when it was over the theme song played all night on the main menu. It was pretty loud. MaaaBaad people who live near me.
next- I was day chair for Rush 2 and it was apparently a success.
and then- I dyed my hair and it looks way different. Let's just say Every Day is Wednesday (as in Addams)
fuck order- Ive met people here that have never cleaned a bathroom or mowed a lawn. wtf
Aubs has been up my ass more than a proctologist to do a speech for this sorority thing, i have reluctantly agreed. I have to deliver it tommorrow. guess what im doing tonight
Freshman pissing in the elevator- the novelty has worn off. Freshman crapping in the elevator- VILE. I should steal you in your sleep and give you a swirlie.
Katie and i got pink envelope letters (like whitecards if you were in high school with me). heres what it said:
"Dear Resident:
This is to notify you that during a fire alarm that occured on Thursday, September 17, 2004 residence life staff keyed into your room (as part of the standard fire safety protocol). During the key in process, residence life staff observed a refridgerator exceeding the limit of 3.5 cubic feet. As clearly stated in "A Guide to Residence Living," refridgerators larger then 3.5 cubic feet are not allowed in residence.
"One personal refridgerator per room, not to exceed 3.5 cubic feet, is permitted in all residence halls. Townhouse residents are not permitted to possess refridgerators as one is already provided in their living area. Personal refridgerators are not to be kept in closets or bathrooms."
Upon receipt of this letter you must refrain from using the prohibited refridgerator. Additionally you have until September 27, 2004 to remove the oversize refridgerator from residence. If you still require the use of a personal refridgerator, please refer to "A Gide to Residence Living" for the omplete policy regarding acceptable appliances. A residence life staff member will be stopping by your room to check that you have complied with this request.
At this point no judicial action will be taken, however this notice will remain on file in the office and any future violations, including failure to remove the prohibited item, may result in judicial charges and further disciplinary action.
I encourage you to become aware of all residence life and college policies as outlined in "A Guide to Residence Living." Certainly further disciplinary action is something we both wish to avoid. It is my sincere hope that you now have a clearer understanding of what is expected of you in our residential community and that you will respect the policies and procedures of this institution."
THE letter was hand delivered to my room and i had to sign for it like certified mail. It is October first and we are still using the fridge.
I just got called into work tommorrow, but fuck that Im not going. Last week the fire alarm in the mall went off and had to give my boss a ride home to inner city Trenton everynight in the dark. theres also a water leak the drips out of our light sockets. I have however stopped spending all of my earings buying food at work. i now bring "chokers" from home. chokers are what my boss calls peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because "when weez got de free lunch n school, it was dem erry day n da only thin wash dem out yo mouf was nasty milk...chokers"
If i ever get spare moment i play mario kart since i brought the SNES up. Aubs and i got cut-throat competitive yesterday and wore eachother out. It was like excercise. In the middle of a race my CA came in and Aubs afterwards told me that she had gone to school with my CA and that she was known for public masturbation. "she always wore really loose sweatpants and overalls. you don't want to be giving her any high fives."
THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP.
Schools going so-so. I'm doing as good as i can. I suck so bad in french. The other day we had to do oral excercises with partners and i flipped out on Cuban Dan enough that he felt the need to goad me on saying "youre doing fine". were like the two weetards in the class. I am however semi fluent in french when i'm drunk. I think this is because i dont think as much, getting tripped up thinking about rules that i actually have internalized already. Examples of when i was drunk and did good with french:
in seaside heights when trying to tell joy and michelle that i wanted to leave the house across the street
messaging deep to say that i need the imsomniac
messageing sales for booze
writing poems in french and english late at night
last semester's final
Danielle is awesome, we hang out till 5am.
So I met what my mother would call "a nice boy" and he called me today to go out, but he combines my two biggest irrational fears :phones and age. He's 27. very nice, but 27. done school, but 27. Lives in Phila. 27. phones. meep.
this has gone on too long. remember to always wear clean underwear incase you have to go to the hospital and they need to cut it off you. peace and oscilation.