2379: "Please notice when you're happy!" -- Kurt Vonnegut
2nd Lieutenant Jean Havoc
If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.
Edit: Wow! The phrase "projectile vomiting" is in Dear Abby! GET BONUSDEAR ABBY: Tell "Invaded" to get a medical dictionary. When asked for a reason for medical leave, give the most complicated explanation of the illness. Words like "projectile vomiting," "explosive diarrhea" or "rhinorrhea with catarrh" will usually stop the conversation. -- JANEIN BERKELEY, CALIF.