Fanfiction really is better...
Note to self: page 64.
Twilight is... boring. And whenever Edward speaks I keep thinking of Growing Up Cullen and it makes me lol. I will read this series, though. Even if I have to slog through it.
Bella... is a shitty heroine. Blatant Sue-ish-ness aside, why in the hell is she so clumsy? I'm at what... chapter 5? 6? And she fell/almost fell/almost fainted/almost died just as many times. IF SHE WERE REAL I'D WANT TO PUNCH HER IN THE [insert adjective here] FACE.
...and what is with the adjective overkill, omg.
HERE HAVE SOME ILLEGAL TWILIGHT EBOOKS.
Now I'm going back to playing Phoenix Wright. Again. Because Trauma Center is aggravating me. Again.
Twilight is... boring. And whenever Edward speaks I keep thinking of Growing Up Cullen and it makes me lol. I will read this series, though. Even if I have to slog through it.
Bella... is a shitty heroine. Blatant Sue-ish-ness aside, why in the hell is she so clumsy? I'm at what... chapter 5? 6? And she fell/almost fell/almost fainted/almost died just as many times. IF SHE WERE REAL I'D WANT TO PUNCH HER IN THE [insert adjective here] FACE.
...and what is with the adjective overkill, omg.
HERE HAVE SOME ILLEGAL TWILIGHT EBOOKS.
Now I'm going back to playing Phoenix Wright. Again. Because Trauma Center is aggravating me. Again.