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I've decided that I'm really not cut out to bake cakes. Cookies I can do (and do them good). Breads, muffins, cupcakes, whatever. But cakes. Why do my cakes always come out looking nine months pregnant?
*headdesk*
It's my mom's birthday, and she wanted a Red Velvet cake for the occasion. I decided that it was too much trouble and bought a box of normal cake mix that I could dye red and try to pass it off as the right cake. Only my red dye wasn't very effective, so I went with green. My mom hates green foods (save vegetables) because they remind her of McDonalds' St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Shakes, which made her throw up as a little girl. So I feel kind of mean at the fact that I made her cake green, but I'm also going to laugh my ass off once she sees what's hiding beneath that homemade cream cheese frosting LOLOLz.
I'm a horrible, horrible daughter.
And my mommy loves me for it, I'm sure.
Speaking of pregnant, Joey's ex is. I'm going to be Aunty Jen. :O (Well, technically I'm not aunty to the kid, but Nicole's still like a sister to me even after the fact so so nyah on the current situation.)
EDIT: ...why do I keep buying Hikaru no Go doujinshi?
*headdesk*
It's my mom's birthday, and she wanted a Red Velvet cake for the occasion. I decided that it was too much trouble and bought a box of normal cake mix that I could dye red and try to pass it off as the right cake. Only my red dye wasn't very effective, so I went with green. My mom hates green foods (save vegetables) because they remind her of McDonalds' St. Patrick's Day Shamrock Shakes, which made her throw up as a little girl. So I feel kind of mean at the fact that I made her cake green, but I'm also going to laugh my ass off once she sees what's hiding beneath that homemade cream cheese frosting LOLOLz.
I'm a horrible, horrible daughter.
And my mommy loves me for it, I'm sure.
Speaking of pregnant, Joey's ex is. I'm going to be Aunty Jen. :O (Well, technically I'm not aunty to the kid, but Nicole's still like a sister to me even after the fact so so nyah on the current situation.)
EDIT: ...why do I keep buying Hikaru no Go doujinshi?