My LJ is getting old. *lights four candles for it*
Beware, I am mighty, MIGHTY cranky this fine evening. That means capslock abuse, and lots of it. DX
YOU FOLKS ON IRC. SERVERS IN PARTICULAR. COME ON. JAPAN IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE MUSIC COMES FROM. Really... there's other stuff out there. Other countries do make music. America makes music. You are making me a very unhappy leech.
Someone please tell me I'm not the only person who doesn't like a J-rock/J-pop. Well, I have nothing against it, I'm just not drawn to a lot of the stuff I've heard. It isn't "HOSHIT GOD'S MUSIC" to me.
I also think that "One-Winged Angel" sounds silly with guitar riffs and metal accompaniment and even after I've listened to it a bunch of times I'm still not used to it. That's the only part I don't like about "Advent: One-Winged Angel". I know, I know, you think it sounds cool. Well I DON'T AND EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO NOT LIKE THINGS.
Uematsu's compositions still kick ass, though. But "Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec" isn't making me any cheerier.
...wtf WHY DOES EPHEMERAL FANTASIA HAVE TO SUCK SO BAD.
I mean it. WHY? Why do you have such an annoying 'zOMG LET'S MAKE IT LIKE SUIKODEN ONLY A BILLION TIMES WORSE' I'm assuming since I've never played the game ahem party recruitment system? This isn't fun. This is torture. I don't know where these stupid people are half the time because you give SHITTY CLUES (the Park? Okay, where is that? What? I HAVEN'T COLLECTED THE LOWER MIDEAST PIECES OF THE MAP YET I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT IS), you only have ONE ROUTE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE TOWN, and the time goes by way too fast.
The plot also sucks. I hate Mouse. Mouse is A VERY STUPID NAME by the way. And what the hell, why does Sir Xelpherpolis-the-cheap-Sephiroth-clone-bad-guy want Mouse there in the first place again, other than that "I HAVE AN ISLAND OF PRETTY PUPPETS MWA HA HA HA NO I DON'T WANT TO RULE THE WORLD, I JUST WANT THIS ISLAND BECAUSE I LIKE DOLLIES AND YOU ARE PLAYING MY FIANCÉE'S LOVE INTEREST NOW WHEEEEEE lol" thing. I don't remember how Mouse is special except for his talent with that stupid talking guitar. Or was Mouse's love interest role the only reason why Xelphy wanted him there?
And WHY IS MY CHOCOBO-WANNABE SIDEKICK DEATH HIYOKO STRONGER THAN ME!? It is a BIRD! A LITTLE, CUTE BIRD. THAT IS NOT FAIR.
But more importantly, why is the game's flower girl telling me the plot of a CloudxSephiroth fanfic?
Flower Shop: Aeris Piedra
"Have you heard the legend concerning flowers?...."
"Long ago there was a soldier who was very loyal to his mother master."
"Through some bizarre circumstances, Sephiroth the soldier became a pawn of Jenova evil."
"And because of his loyalty to his mother master, he tortured the townspeople, bringing evil to new heights."
"One day, Cloud a hero confronted Sephiroth the soldier."
"The two became embroiled in a death match, and in the end, Cloud the hero emerged victoriousr [...sic]. But Cloud the hero wasn't proud."
" Sephiroth The soldier who had given his body over to being a pawn of Jenova evil had very impressive fighting skills,"
"which Cloud the hero respected, and to show his respect, he left flowers on Sephiroth's the soldier's grave."
"At that moment, an amazing thing occured. Sephiroth The soldier returned from the dead and woefully regretted what he had done in the past."
"He pledged his allegiance to a new master, Cloud the hero. From then on, until Cloud the hero passed away,"
"Sephiroth the soldier devoted himself to his lover master and remained a faithful servant...."
"Cloud This hero is said to be the first ruler of the Pants Party Strife Delivery Service Pandule. And he and the soldier had a lot of buttsex. Beautiful story isn't it?"
...and yes, I am aware that Sephiroth was the one in control of Jenova but GO WITH IT AND SHUT UP.
Ephemeral Fantasia, you are a stupid, shitty game. You'd think I'd've learned my lesson after I stopped playing you the LAST time. 'Cause... I did know that you sucked. It's my own fault for trying to slog through you again. Well, I probably won't anymore. I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU... SOMETHING. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND MOUSE AND XELPHERPOLIS AND MOUSE'S STUPID GUITAR WITH THE HARD-TO-FOLLOW NOTES AND YOUR BAD GROUNDHOG DAY THEME ONLY WORSE AND FOR A LONGER AND FAR MORE EXCRUCIATING PERIOD OF TIME. AND YOUR RETARDED FESTIVALS AND ONE PATH THROUGH TOWN AND YOUR INHABITANTS THAT I WANT TO BURN AND THAT GIRL-WHOSE-NAME-I-CAN'T-REMEMBER'S BIG TITS AND THONG AND POINTLESS FANSERVICE OCEAN SCENE. YOUR CHARACTERS AREN'T EVEN WELL-DEVELOPED. MAYBE WHEN XELPHERPOLIS IS PLAYING WITH HIS LITTLE DOLLIES ON THE ISLAND THEY'LL HAVE SOME PERSONALITY.
NOW GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.
(PS: That fiery anger is not real. I wouldn't flip out like that over a crappy game. I'm only wondering how it could have made it to the shelves at all when it sucks so bad.)
In other news, I wish my mom would stop bitching about my dad for one fucking day. Just one.
And this Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper tastes no different from regular Dr. Pepper. Or am I not getting the desired OMGITTASTESLIKECHERRYANDVANILLA effect because it's diet, not regular? Bah. The tagline should say "Nothing different about it", instead.
I need sleep.
Comments are off this time. (Nothing to comment about anyway.)
9tails~~~ you deleted your earlier entry before I could think up a coherent response for it... =(
YOU FOLKS ON IRC. SERVERS IN PARTICULAR. COME ON. JAPAN IS NOT THE ONLY PLACE MUSIC COMES FROM. Really... there's other stuff out there. Other countries do make music. America makes music. You are making me a very unhappy leech.
Someone please tell me I'm not the only person who doesn't like a J-rock/J-pop. Well, I have nothing against it, I'm just not drawn to a lot of the stuff I've heard. It isn't "HOSHIT GOD'S MUSIC" to me.
I also think that "One-Winged Angel" sounds silly with guitar riffs and metal accompaniment and even after I've listened to it a bunch of times I'm still not used to it. That's the only part I don't like about "Advent: One-Winged Angel". I know, I know, you think it sounds cool. Well I DON'T AND EVERYONE IS ALLOWED TO NOT LIKE THINGS.
Uematsu's compositions still kick ass, though. But "Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec" isn't making me any cheerier.
...wtf WHY DOES EPHEMERAL FANTASIA HAVE TO SUCK SO BAD.
I mean it. WHY? Why do you have such an annoying 'zOMG LET'S MAKE IT LIKE SUIKODEN ONLY A BILLION TIMES WORSE' I'm assuming since I've never played the game ahem party recruitment system? This isn't fun. This is torture. I don't know where these stupid people are half the time because you give SHITTY CLUES (the Park? Okay, where is that? What? I HAVEN'T COLLECTED THE LOWER MIDEAST PIECES OF THE MAP YET I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT IS), you only have ONE ROUTE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE TOWN, and the time goes by way too fast.
The plot also sucks. I hate Mouse. Mouse is A VERY STUPID NAME by the way. And what the hell, why does Sir Xelpherpolis-the-cheap-Sephiroth-clone-bad-guy want Mouse there in the first place again, other than that "I HAVE AN ISLAND OF PRETTY PUPPETS MWA HA HA HA NO I DON'T WANT TO RULE THE WORLD, I JUST WANT THIS ISLAND BECAUSE I LIKE DOLLIES AND YOU ARE PLAYING MY FIANCÉE'S LOVE INTEREST NOW WHEEEEEE lol" thing. I don't remember how Mouse is special except for his talent with that stupid talking guitar. Or was Mouse's love interest role the only reason why Xelphy wanted him there?
And WHY IS MY CHOCOBO-WANNABE SIDEKICK DEATH HIYOKO STRONGER THAN ME!? It is a BIRD! A LITTLE, CUTE BIRD. THAT IS NOT FAIR.
But more importantly, why is the game's flower girl telling me the plot of a CloudxSephiroth fanfic?
Flower Shop: Aeris Piedra
"Have you heard the legend concerning flowers?...."
"Long ago there was a soldier who was very loyal to his mother master."
"Through some bizarre circumstances, Sephiroth the soldier became a pawn of Jenova evil."
"And because of his loyalty to his mother master, he tortured the townspeople, bringing evil to new heights."
"One day, Cloud a hero confronted Sephiroth the soldier."
"The two became embroiled in a death match, and in the end, Cloud the hero emerged victoriousr [...sic]. But Cloud the hero wasn't proud."
" Sephiroth The soldier who had given his body over to being a pawn of Jenova evil had very impressive fighting skills,"
"which Cloud the hero respected, and to show his respect, he left flowers on Sephiroth's the soldier's grave."
"At that moment, an amazing thing occured. Sephiroth The soldier returned from the dead and woefully regretted what he had done in the past."
"He pledged his allegiance to a new master, Cloud the hero. From then on, until Cloud the hero passed away,"
"Sephiroth the soldier devoted himself to his lover master and remained a faithful servant...."
"Cloud This hero is said to be the first ruler of the Pants Party Strife Delivery Service Pandule. And he and the soldier had a lot of buttsex. Beautiful story isn't it?"
...and yes, I am aware that Sephiroth was the one in control of Jenova but GO WITH IT AND SHUT UP.
Ephemeral Fantasia, you are a stupid, shitty game. You'd think I'd've learned my lesson after I stopped playing you the LAST time. 'Cause... I did know that you sucked. It's my own fault for trying to slog through you again. Well, I probably won't anymore. I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU... SOMETHING. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND MOUSE AND XELPHERPOLIS AND MOUSE'S STUPID GUITAR WITH THE HARD-TO-FOLLOW NOTES AND YOUR BAD GROUNDHOG DAY THEME ONLY WORSE AND FOR A LONGER AND FAR MORE EXCRUCIATING PERIOD OF TIME. AND YOUR RETARDED FESTIVALS AND ONE PATH THROUGH TOWN AND YOUR INHABITANTS THAT I WANT TO BURN AND THAT GIRL-WHOSE-NAME-I-CAN'T-REMEMBER'S BIG TITS AND THONG AND POINTLESS FANSERVICE OCEAN SCENE. YOUR CHARACTERS AREN'T EVEN WELL-DEVELOPED. MAYBE WHEN XELPHERPOLIS IS PLAYING WITH HIS LITTLE DOLLIES ON THE ISLAND THEY'LL HAVE SOME PERSONALITY.
NOW GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR.
(PS: That fiery anger is not real. I wouldn't flip out like that over a crappy game. I'm only wondering how it could have made it to the shelves at all when it sucks so bad.)
In other news, I wish my mom would stop bitching about my dad for one fucking day. Just one.
And this Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper tastes no different from regular Dr. Pepper. Or am I not getting the desired OMGITTASTESLIKECHERRYANDVANILLA effect because it's diet, not regular? Bah. The tagline should say "Nothing different about it", instead.
I need sleep.
Comments are off this time. (Nothing to comment about anyway.)
9tails~~~ you deleted your earlier entry before I could think up a coherent response for it... =(