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[jemma]

i feel like the seasons of my life have changed... how dramatic of me. i've decided it's time to leave mcdonalds... the increasingly bad conditions can no longer be made up for by the fun people i work with. i will miss those people and the money

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[ginkyb]

Oh, and aim for doors, not brick walls....otherwise you're gonna get major facial bruising from all that running into and not learning and that can only make you feel worse.... You'll find a door near a brick wall in most cases. DON'T run into the door.... but OPEN the handle, and go through, and then you won't run into ANY walls!

Genius!

[jemma]

i don't know what i'd do without wisdom like this! i might have to think about the nude bit, it would be difficult for anyone to take me seriously... and then there's the whole having no clothes aspect. but it would save me money now i'm going pov.

[ginkyb]

You don't have to serious to be nude Jemma. In fact, I would advise you not to be serious when nude.. because when anyone is nude, it's just funny. No one can take anyone too seriously when nude because of that. Nude is what everyone needs to be.

When I'm 80, I'm gonna go nudey running all the time. I'm not going to care who sees my bits flapping around in the breeze cos I'll be pretending to be senile, and people will just assume that I am because I will be old, and that's what stupid people assume... But really, I plan ot be completely sober and completely exhilerated. I can't wait to be irresponsible.

[jemma]

at least you won't have to worry about tucking your breasts into your trousers!! i think i will cry if i ever get to that stage and i fear that is a distinct possibility...

[ginkyb]

I'll buy extra harry high pants to do the job then... only when I'm not nude.