Dangerous threat!
Recently, I've become aware of a subversive group of penguins within the superior penguin species!
A group known as "PETH" (Penguins for the Ethical Treatment of Humans) have been criticising the "mistreatment" of human pets by penguins - particularly the practice of "pecking to death". This mysterious group's mottos are "Hugs and gin, not pecking!" and "Don't peck the human!".
Obviously, this sort of liberal nonsense is unacceptable - I mean, it's the thin end of the wedge, next thing you know we'd be giving them full penguin rights! The very idea!
I don't know the identity of this group (although I have my suspicions ...), but anyone found harbouring these dangerous criminals will be pecked to death!
A group known as "PETH" (Penguins for the Ethical Treatment of Humans) have been criticising the "mistreatment" of human pets by penguins - particularly the practice of "pecking to death". This mysterious group's mottos are "Hugs and gin, not pecking!" and "Don't peck the human!".
Obviously, this sort of liberal nonsense is unacceptable - I mean, it's the thin end of the wedge, next thing you know we'd be giving them full penguin rights! The very idea!
I don't know the identity of this group (although I have my suspicions ...), but anyone found harbouring these dangerous criminals will be pecked to death!