(no subject)
How tall are you?
like six feet?
Have you ever smoked heroin?
nope
Do you own a gun?
no.
Have you ever been arrested?
no but almost 2 weeks ago
How many of your friends have committed suicide?
none thank god
Would you fuck someone in a cemetary?
sure
Who is your favorite villian?
darth vader or goldfinger
Pesci or Devito?
muthafuckin joe pesci
Do you ever punch yourself?
no why would i do that
Have you ever killed an animal?
insects
Are you Italiano?
yea
Who would you punch if you could?
hinch
What do you think of hot dogs?
the only good hot dogs are at shea stadium mmmmmmmm
What's your favorite Christmas song?
that slayer song that starts off as JESUS SAVES! JESUS SAVES! JESUS SAVES...NOBODY!
What is your favorite smell?
shampooed hair or just baked cookies
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
orange juice
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?
SF because i can always go to to new york city
What's your favorite college football team?
the fighting irish
Do you do pushups?
i should
Do you ever fantasize about murder?
maybe...but id never actually do it
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?
ew
Have you ever done ecstasy?
nope
Are you straightedge?
nosir
Are you vegan?
hell no
Do you shoplift?
nah
Whats the last thing you stole?
some girls virginity
Do you ski or snowboard?
ski
What do you think of mustaches?
styling
Do you use hair gel?
sometimes
Do you sniff cocaine?
nahh
Who is your favorite serial killer?
dahmer, that guy was fucking crazy
Do you believe in bigfoot?
yesnomaybe
Have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf?
nope
Have you ever been caught mid-hump?
noppe
Have you been shot?
yes...shot in the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name
Do you like painkillers?
i apologize for the comment above
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
weapons of mass distraction
Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk?
whoaaaa im shocked
Do you own a knife?
yes, i have several of them in fact, its really hard to cut up your food without them
Have you played ghettopoly?
?que?
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?
no but i did buy this bag of weed in this cute neihborhood with adorable whitepicket fences and the houses were something out of a martha stewart catalog and oh it was so fabulous
Do you have A.D.D.?
im getting bored with this survey
Have you ever had a head injury?
suprisingly no
How many virgins have u slept with?
no comment
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings?
i prefer the pain of piercing my penis
like six feet?
Have you ever smoked heroin?
nope
Do you own a gun?
no.
Have you ever been arrested?
no but almost 2 weeks ago
How many of your friends have committed suicide?
none thank god
Would you fuck someone in a cemetary?
sure
Who is your favorite villian?
darth vader or goldfinger
Pesci or Devito?
muthafuckin joe pesci
Do you ever punch yourself?
no why would i do that
Have you ever killed an animal?
insects
Are you Italiano?
yea
Who would you punch if you could?
hinch
What do you think of hot dogs?
the only good hot dogs are at shea stadium mmmmmmmm
What's your favorite Christmas song?
that slayer song that starts off as JESUS SAVES! JESUS SAVES! JESUS SAVES...NOBODY!
What is your favorite smell?
shampooed hair or just baked cookies
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
orange juice
Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?
SF because i can always go to to new york city
What's your favorite college football team?
the fighting irish
Do you do pushups?
i should
Do you ever fantasize about murder?
maybe...but id never actually do it
Would you fuck Victoria Gotti if you could?
ew
Have you ever done ecstasy?
nope
Are you straightedge?
nosir
Are you vegan?
hell no
Do you shoplift?
nah
Whats the last thing you stole?
some girls virginity
Do you ski or snowboard?
ski
What do you think of mustaches?
styling
Do you use hair gel?
sometimes
Do you sniff cocaine?
nahh
Who is your favorite serial killer?
dahmer, that guy was fucking crazy
Do you believe in bigfoot?
yesnomaybe
Have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf?
nope
Have you ever been caught mid-hump?
noppe
Have you been shot?
yes...shot in the heart and you're to blame, you give love a bad name
Do you like painkillers?
i apologize for the comment above
What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
weapons of mass distraction
Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk?
whoaaaa im shocked
Do you own a knife?
yes, i have several of them in fact, its really hard to cut up your food without them
Have you played ghettopoly?
?que?
Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?
no but i did buy this bag of weed in this cute neihborhood with adorable whitepicket fences and the houses were something out of a martha stewart catalog and oh it was so fabulous
Do you have A.D.D.?
im getting bored with this survey
Have you ever had a head injury?
suprisingly no
How many virgins have u slept with?
no comment
Do u love the pain a tattoo brings?
i prefer the pain of piercing my penis