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oh god. shoot me in the brain now. the tv just asked me if i didnt sleep well last night. and now it is telling me that it is because of my mattress, and that their mattress can solve my sleep problems. i am going to invent a mattress that has a face mask and a recirculating system so that you can slowly start breathing your own carbon dioxide until you pass out. or maybe i will just start drinking heavily?