Men vs Women
Wanted to blog this a while ago but keep forgetting to do so.
A while back, one of my friends tweeted:"Bloody men are like bloody buses. You wait for about a year, and as soon as one approaches your stop, two or three others appear."
Well, what I say to that is:"Bloody women are like bloody taxis. They keep appearing but are always taken, the available ones don't stop, and when you finally do get one, it takes you for an idiot, brings you on a wild goose chase, and cheats your money in the process."
Really lor.
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A while back, one of my friends tweeted:"Bloody men are like bloody buses. You wait for about a year, and as soon as one approaches your stop, two or three others appear."
Well, what I say to that is:"Bloody women are like bloody taxis. They keep appearing but are always taken, the available ones don't stop, and when you finally do get one, it takes you for an idiot, brings you on a wild goose chase, and cheats your money in the process."
Really lor.
§ Tags:
quotes
§ Location:
Singapore