This is hilarious

[jemauvais]

I was just chastised on my driving record, for scraping the bumper on a very, very tight three-point turn in Cambridge... by a guy who totalled a Volvo so bad that it could only be scrapped, and smashed it up because he was speeding recklessly and lost control.

I'm just waiting for him to label me a criminal when he's the one convicted in court of tampering with parking coupons.