Dreamed I was cooking, like, all the food in the world or something. I was following the directions of some kind of cooking show, and I spent all day cooking and eating, cooking and eating. My "roommate" came out and asked if he could have the TV yet (this was an entirely fictional house, with an entirely fictional roommate). I said yeah, sorry about the mess, I'll do the washing up later. He then told me I couldn't do the washing up, because he had a personal doctor. Or something. I was confused even in the dream.
I went out back to my tent, where apparently I slept, and chased a family of mice out from under it.
Then there was some kind of talent contest going on, where you had to do whatever it was you were good at while masturbating to orgasm. So this lady would be playing the piano one-handed while the other was busy. Or this guy who juggled. That was impressive. And then like 20 minutes later you had to do it again. Apparently that was to test your endurance? I dunno.
And then there were big troughs cut through Mt Tabor, because people living on the middle bit wanted privacy?
It was a weird dream.
Anyway, I get my iPod today, woot! :-D Going over there as soon as I finish my coffee. Also taking back my library books. I hope they're open. If not, I ain't payin' no late fee.