Title: ‘The Number’ Addict
Pairing: AKAME
Genre: fluff, romance, comedy
Rating: PG? OOPPS! Okay! Make it NC-15! *laughs*
Summary: What’s more important to Jin? (*bricks my head* Just read it so you’ll know it.)
Note: This is inspired by the VIVI interview of Jin Q&A. This fic is especially made for my ate erie-chan!
yo_akanishiluv *bunbun big smile*
‘The Number’ Addict
He coughed.
Silence.
He coughed once again.
Silence met his ears yet again.
Another attempt, he coughed loudly.
For the nth time, only silence was posted in the air.
He gritted his teeth and gripped the innocent red pillow on his lap.
Stupid Jin! Stupid Phone! Stupid IPHONE GAME! Kazuya cursed as he kept on glaring at his oh-so-busy-lover-playing-game-with-his-DAMN-IPhone who was totally oblivious of what was happening around him.
That PHONE should DIE! DIE! DIE~! The younger muttered angrily, fisting the poor pillow non stop.
Not noticing the scared looks on T-TN’s faces, the youngest member glared more and mumbled deathly curses which only made the others shiver and went pale.
Ueda who was reading a book shook his head and decided to do something about the situation. He closed his book and packed it back on his bag as he stood up.
“Guys, we better get going now. Manager-san already said that we can go and rest.” Ueda broke the silence as he walked towards the big mirror and fixed his hair before turning to his band mates who just stood there looking at him with stupid scared looks, stiffened because of the words coming out from the youngest member. The youngest member’s curses really get into their mind; they didn’t expect that their ‘Little Kazuya’ had grown to know lots of foul words. He raised an eyebrow, “What? Are you just going to stare at me? Go move your asses out and grab your things.”
When the three dumbfounded men moved robotically to get their things, Ueda couldn’t help but sigh. Finally. He turned his gaze at Kazuya who hadn’t even bothered reacting on what was also happening around him. He walked towards the younger man and tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. Thankfully, the younger man looked up at him.
“Kame, stop cursing and making scary faces. You’re making those three big dummies pee on their pants.” Ueda calmly said.
Kazuya could only say “Huh?” because he wasn’t after all paying attention in his surroundings.
The older man shook his head again and sigh, “Those three,” he pointed the three grown men, still robotically packing their things up. “They got really scared or plainly shocked of what you were doing and muttering a while ago. Stop it ok? Just go and have a talk to that Bakanishi. Glaring and cursing won’t help you get his attention. Junno isn’t after all the numbest here.”
Junno on the other side just tilted his head and said, “EH? OREEEE?”
After that was said, T-TUN exited their dressing room leaving the couple silently.
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Kazuya inhaled and exhaled.
You can do this Kamenashi Kazuya! He cheered himself up and slide quietly on the couch towards the other side where his numb lover was.
“Jin…” The younger man called out sexily.
…
“Jin…” He called out again. Patience is a virtue Kamenashi! You can do this! He cheered himself up again knowing that his no good in waiting patiently.
…
“Jinny… honey~” He called out more sexily than before with his hand stroking Jin’s nape gently.
…
Kazuya’s patience was starting to get thin, he breathe in again and called out, “Akanishi…”
…
Totally no response.
Kazuya gritted his teeth once again as he pulled his hand away from the older man and leaned in above to see that Jin was furiously punching the keys on his phone, playing games non stop.
Tsk. DAMMIT! Is that GAME more important than ME? HIS LOVER?! Kazuya’s eyebrows collided with each other badly as he pulled all his strength and before anyone knew it…
“I said… AKANISHI JIN!”
*SLAP*
“IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII~!” A loud yelp came.
There was an awkward silence before Kazuya who have his arms crossed in his chest, frowning felt a stare directed on him.
“KAZU~” Jin called out as sat back up on the couch and caressed his injured head which was whacked by the younger man. “Why did you do that for? It hurts you know~” He pouted childishly.
“You deserve it, you damn ass.” Kazuya glared and looked away.
“WHAT?! What did I do? I’m just here, playing games on my phone quietly and you suddenly hit me on the head… You’re so mean, Kazu~ my face almost kiss the floor!” Jin whined.
THIS IS JUST IT! I HAD ENOUGH! Kazuya screamed in his head angrily.
Kazuya stood up furiously and glared at the older man. “FINE! I AM MEAN! I HIT YOU AND IT’S MY ENTIRE FAULT! BEING JEALOUS OVER AN IPHONE GAME IS STUPID, SO I AM STUPID TOO! SEEKING FOR SOME ATTENTION AND AFFECTION FROM MY BOYFRIEND IS CHILDISH, SO I AM CHILDISH! AND ALSO BECAUSE I AM A BASTARD SELFISH GUY HERE CRAVING FOR LOVE FROM HIS LOVER!” He shouted heatedly as tears falling from his eyes.
Jin on the other side was taken aback; he let his phone dropped on the floor.
“That’s it! I’m leaving!” Kazuya said as he abruptly wiped his tears and turn around, he was about to walk away when firm arms wrapped around his waist.
“Sorry…” A melodious husky voice came from Jin which made Kazuya’s tears fall once again. “I’m so sorry, Kazu…”
The older man slowly and gently turned Kazuya around and hugged him tight.
“I’m really sorry… I didn’t mean to ignore you or something. Stupid ‘The Number’ IPhone game.” Jin said stroking the younger man’s back as Kazuya gripped on Jin’s shirt. “I feel horrible now. Stop crying Kazu… I’m really really sorry. You know, you’re WAY MORE IMPORTANT than anything. Remember that!”
Kazuya just stayed silent. He knew he can easily forgive Jin but remembering how he was being ignored over a game really makes him pout. Simply childish.
Jin pulled a little and cupped Kazuya’s face. “I love you~ Forgive me please? Kazu…?” The older man said as he wiped the tears on Kazuya’s cheeks.
“No.” Kazuya pouted childishly. I’ll make you pay for this, Jin! He thought evilly. “I won’t forgive you yet. You need to make it up for me.” He pulled away and walked back towards the couch; he bent and took Jin’s discarded phone on the floor.
Jin looked surprised but even so he followed his lover and sat back on the couch beside him. “Okay, tell me what you want me to do then.” He smirked sexily.
“Just be quiet there, okay? I’m just going to do something with your evil phone.” Kazuya commands.
“EH? With my phone? What-” Jin hurriedly leaned in beside the younger man a looked at what the other was doing with his phone. He was thunderstruck when he noticed it all. “KAMENASHI KAZUYA!”
“What?” Kazuya asked innocently and hurriedly hid the phone behind his back.
“What the-Why did you put you’re
POPEYE sexy picture as my WALLPAPER?!” Jin said shocked.
Kazuya giggled. “You said it yourself. I AM sexy so I put it as your wallpaper.”
“But-”
Kazuya’s smiling face vanished and sent Jin a deathly glare which made the other shivered in fear. “Don’t you dare change it or I’ll throw this phone and you will never ever gonna play that stupid ‘The Number’ game you’ve been addicted to AND there’ll be NO SEX for a year!”
“O-o-kay!” Jin answered instantly. No ‘The Number’ game is fine with me but NO SEX?! FUCK THAT! HELL NO! I’ll die in KAZUYA-SEX deprivation!
“That’s good! And I change your message alert tone for me~ and a picture of me will pop whenever I call or message~ I’m sooo happy~!” Kazuya chirped in while Jin was sweating cold.
This will be a looooonnnnnnggg night~!
Jin came back from his reverie when Kazuya poked him.
“You’re not ignoring me, are you?” Kazuya pouted cutely and Jin couldn’t help but smile and pinched his lover’s cheeks. He pulled the other closely and hugged him tightly.
“You know…” Kazuya started. “It’s not the real punishment.” He said with a meaningful smirk.
Jin grinned. “Then what is it?”
“The real punishment is this…” Kazuya leaned in and licked Jin’s upper lip. The younger man laughed as Jin blushed, caught off guard, and kissed him deeply on the lips. Their tongues meshed together, Kazuya’s lips pressed against his lover’s lips so passionately that it left Jin craving for more and more.
When Kazuya felt he need to breath, he drew back then. Simply teasing his oh-so-sexy lover.
“You’re not going to leave me hard here, are y-” Jin panted, “Ahh~ Kazu…” and moaned when Kazuya suddenly jumped on him and their lower halves made contact.
“Why would I do that? I’ll willing make you hard more~” The younger man smirked evilly.
“Are you sure? We’re still in the Jimu-AHHHH!” Jin moaned once again as he felt a hand stroking his crotch.
“DAMN IT! JUST SHUT UP JIN! YOU TALK TOO MUCH! I DON’T CARE IF WE’RE STILL HERE IN JIMUSHO! I want you now, so I’ll get what I want!” Kazuya hissed impatiently.
“Okay~ Zip my lips then~” Jin eagerly said.
And as he said it, Kazuya locked their lips together.
He was mad when I was totally too quiet and engross with the game. And now, he gets mad ‘coz I talk too much? You are so hard to read! But I love you KAMENASHI KAZUYA! Jin thought weirdly but happily.
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おわり
A/N: An attempt to make a little smut but I think I FAIL. *hides* please don’t kill me… XDD I’m not really confident about this one-shot fic of mine… >.<” I’m really not. It’s been a long while since I last wrote~ soo spare me? *big dorky smile*
Some clarifications:
‘THE NUMBER’ game is an IPHONE game app. It’s a game which you have to arrange the numbers in ascending order. Only the numbers shown in yellow can be moved. When you tap on a number, it's moved to the beginning of the line, and the other digits are shifted to the right.