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It's only been about a week, and I'm bored outta my mind... My plans have gone to who knows where, and all I've doing is napping and going to the mall with my mom. Woot. I was driving for the first time today since this summer. I pulled out of my brother's high school's driveway, waiting to turn, and then suddenly, some twerp in a truck hits me, in three successive bumps. It was raining, and he said that his foot slipped. It shook me up, but it did my mom more than me. She wouldn't let me drive after that. So, my chances of driving in the future seems sorta slim. Way to go, high school male teen drivers! Ok, I'm being unnecessarily bitter and discriminatory against male teen drivers. I'm also bitter because after the bump, my mom booted me out to replace me with - A MALE TEEN DRIVER, my brother. i was a little miffed.
Anyhow, he was slouching in the driver's seat, which accentuated how low he wears his pants (but not low enough that you can see the indent of his buttcrack through his boxers), and this brought my mom to say something along the lines of (trans. from Korean):
"I don't understand why boys wear their pants so low! Are they trying to show that their penises are so long that they need that much more room?"
She was kidding, of course.
Anyhow, he was slouching in the driver's seat, which accentuated how low he wears his pants (but not low enough that you can see the indent of his buttcrack through his boxers), and this brought my mom to say something along the lines of (trans. from Korean):
"I don't understand why boys wear their pants so low! Are they trying to show that their penises are so long that they need that much more room?"
She was kidding, of course.