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on the contrary anonymous June 23 2003, 10:51:01 UTC
the new and improved heather.bat 4.6 comes complete with seven warning labels, an age
restriction, two current warrants for arrest, one sexual harassment charge, two complementary
stalkers and a mystery flavored lollipop.

-the lesbian.in.a.hat

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Re: on the contrary jellystar June 24 2003, 08:30:43 UTC
i miss my lesbian in a hat! rawr! ::sulks all missing-like::

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Re: on the contrary anonymous June 25 2003, 07:05:00 UTC
you can always find another lesbian and put a hat on 'er. true, it wouldn't be the same,
but its a start right? either that or you come visit me in the massive corn field. its your choice

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Re: on the contrary jellystar June 25 2003, 07:34:49 UTC
but...i fear iowa. and iowans. :P

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Re: on the contrary anonymous June 26 2003, 09:06:45 UTC
how is that my fault?!

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Re: on the contrary jellystar June 26 2003, 11:05:33 UTC
it's not your fault, but it -does- make me stay out of iowa. like how the things that make you stay out of dallas aren't your fault. :P

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