LSAT

[jellydonut3]

So I got my LSAT score today. It's not high enough that I can automatically assume I'm simply inherently better than all of you. But it is high enough that after getting to know you, I'll probably be justified in stating that I'm inherently better than you.

Comments

[osmocote]

Dear person.
I have two degrees from The ANU.. You can't beat me.

But you are OK anyhow, love Rich.

[jellydonut3]

ANU is one letter short of ANUS.
I win.
Love, Andy.

[osmocote]

Yes.

But what you mean is one letter short from ANUS.

You lose.

Love Rich.

[jellydonut3]

Point the first: I believe the difference is a cultural artifact rather than any mistake on either of our parts.
Point the second: Your degrees are still from a near-ANUS.
Point the third: I win.

Love, Andy.

[osmocote]

Nope, you just made a mistake. I know, I'm an English teacher.

[jellydonut3]

Yes, but that's my point exactly. You are an English teacher with degree(s) from a place that closely resembles ANUS.

[osmocote]

Which happens to be one of the top universities in the world.

[jellydonut3]

Yeah, some top university. Their honors program is spelled "honours." Good luck bragging about how you've gotten degrees to teach English from someplace that randomly inserts a useless "u" into a word, where an "o" will do just fine.

[osmocote]

Hahahaha.

There are no random indertions in the ANUS!!

The U is needed to make it proper English.

Anyhow, congrats on getting your LSATs :-D

[jellydonut3]

Thanks :)