Attention so-called "friends"
If you have super powers, extravagant wealth, or both, and you don't use them to the fullest extent to bring me extravagant gifts on the upcoming anniversary of my birth, well, I guess we were never really friends to begin with, were we? I'll probably just end up hunting you down like the dog you are by using the extravagant gifts and futuristic para-military weaponry that my REAL friends got me, through time travel, industrial espionage, and blackmailing secret government installations. Also a pony.