Leave Your Pride At The Beep... BEEP!

[jellybeane84]

I was talkin to Gagnon a couple nites ago and he asked me not to call or text him till like Monday/Tuesday ish cause his girlfriend is visiting him till then and she twiggs out when we talk to each other. So I was all set to stick to those plans and make life a little easier on him... until Sat nite when I got rip-roaringly drunk at Katy Winter's apt in Boston. Apparently after suckling at the keg all nite I decided it'd be a super fun idea to drunk dial all my favorite people in my cellie. Although I don't actually recall making the calls, people have been calling me the past 2 days tellin me they loved talkin to me on Sat nite. Exceeeept... today I texted Gagnon to get his address so I could mail him his BDay present and he called me back a couple mins after. He goes "Hi you. Let me just say, way to fuckin go Laura. You really did it this time. Me and Ally were in bed Sat nite tryin to sleep and my cell started ringin. I let it go to voicemail and she asked who it was. So I flipped open my phone to check, and I told her it was you. Then she goes 'Since you're always telling me that nothing's going on between you and Laura, can I listen to the voicemail before you do?' So of course I had to let her. About 2 seconds into listening to it, her jaw hit the floor."

So this is what I said in the message... something to the effect of:
BEEP "(Talking to people in the background) Noooo you guys, you don't understand. I'm not supposed to be calling him cuz his girlfriend's there and she hates me! (I realize the voicemail is recording) Hiiiiiiiiieeee Gagnon! It's Laura. I'm drunk, and I'm calling because I miss you. Even though I shouldn't be calling cause Ally's there. She's a scary bitch and she's gonna kick your ass if she finds out we talk almost every night! Sooooo just gimme a call when the Foot leaves, and I'll talk to ya later! Luv ya, guy!"

I have nothing more to say right now.