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I HATE MAROON 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's not possible to hate a band this much, but I do.
okay so...
From old ages, there have been bands that have made us want to shoot our heads off, but none more than Maroon 5.
One of their recent Songs "This Love"
"I was so high I did not recognize
The fire burning in her eyes
The chaos that controlled my mind
Whispered goodbye and she got on a plane
Never to return again
But always in my heart
This love has taken its toll on me
She said Goodbye too many times before
And her heart is breaking in front of me
I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore"
Things that would have made this song better:
-differet band
-different lyrics
-Different Rythym
-for it not to have existed at all
okay a better version would have been:
"I am so high and i am bi,
and i saw whores in her eyes
oh i am not kind
she whispered good-bye and ate candy cane
and got shot in the rain
and her guts came out of her heart
this love has taken its toll on me
cause she bought two whores a couple days ago
and now she wont come back to me
cause she loves the whores a whole lot more"
Much better right?
okay so another recent song they have come out with is "she will be loved"
"Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else
I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful"
things that would have made the song better
-different band
-different lyrics
-different rythym
-for it not to have existed
okay now the better improved version
"stupid and mean and shes 18
she had lots of trouble with herself
he was never there to squeeze her
she was abused by him
i drove for a few minutes
and wound up at this whores door
i fucked her for a little while
but still i wanted more
I hate spending every day
out on your shitty corner while it rains
Look for the girl with the retard deformed smile
ask her if she wants to fuck for a while
And She will be shot she will be shot
Tap on my penis
I want to make myself horny"
way better right?
so that concludes it,
Maroon 5 Sucks women balls!!!
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