Title: Drowning Dry
Fandom: Wicked bookverse
Pairing: Gelphie
Rating: PG
Summary: In which there is a return of wet neked Glinda. What else do you need to know?
Notes: The last crackalicious part of a birthday present for vampire_cookies. Give her some love, y'all!
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I've always thought there was something odd about you and water. )
Passionately.
Wickedly.
Naughtily.
Best birthday ever? This might even rival my 21st. FYI- at some point in future, I am going to molest you. Violently.
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*TACKLES AND ROLLS AND MOLESTS YOU*
I can't believe you remembered my prompt! Sneaky, wonderful girl! I was smiling so hard when I read this magic and I am SERIOUSLY thisclose to flying out and covering you in a giant vat of peanut butter and melted chocolatey goodness! This was beyond epic and no gift could be greater than a wet n' neked Glinda. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFTH. She is so hot. And evil. And hot. Elphaba must have been going cross-eyed!
I absolutely LOVED our dashing charmed circle being so suggestive and silly! But Glinda wins for sexiest character in every universe imaginable.
“Tell me,” Glinda said. She stood without shame, letting the water run down her body in streams. “Is it very trying not being able to touch the water?”
Oh good cracking fudge... Elphaba you fool! Just grab some salve and let her soothe those burns when she's done with you!
She paused for a moment, eyeing Elphaba, and then stepped close to her, taking the book and tugging it away from her face. “Hello,” she whispered.
That was erotic. Freakishly, wonderfully erotic. It's the simplicity of the gesture after the softcore porn show that adds the extra OOOOMF. I don't know about Meez Elphaba, but I'm about ready to "defy gravity" myself. O_O
"I’m all dry now,” she murmured.
*salivates*
I am not.
“I won’t forget this, you know,” she added. “Every time I’m wet from now on… I’ll be thinking of you.”
You, my dear, are going to be the death of me. Glinda, I echo this sentiment myself. YARG! I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU! BESTEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
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