Writen by Billy
Read this cool awsome story by Joey Billy:
Well, it all starts with Joe, on his walk through the forest. On this particular day, Joe happened to get lost. While wandering around, trying to figure out which way was which, he happened to find a tree house. He climbed up into the treehouse, but it was completely abandoned. However, on the floor he saw the most wonderful looking leaves, magical leaves, he couldn't take his eyes off of them. Joe knew that he could not leave these leaves behind. So, he slipped them into his back pocket, and climbed down the tree house. Unfortunately, these leaves were nothing but eye candy, and Joe was hopelessly lost. All of a sudden, a bear came charging at joe, just straight at him. Joe didn't see it at first, but there was a very short man, riding on it's back. The midget had dark hair, and a face sexier than Johnny Depp's, but Joe still feared for his life (in fact, ever since Joe was a kid, he had always feared bears). If there was ever a time to face your fears, Joe figured that this probably was not it, so he ran away as fast as he could. But as has nature has always proved, a kid can not outrun a bear, especially a bear with a midget on it's back. As the bear was about to ram Joe, Joe realized that he would have to make a sacrifice to save his life, and he grabbed the leaves out of his pocket, and threw them on the ground in hopes of distracting the bear. However beautiful the leaves were, they had no way of rivaling a face like that of Johnny Depp's and so the bear continued it's current mission of obeying the midget. Joe quickly tripped, and the bear jumped right over him. But the midget was not going to let this happen, so he turned his bear around, and charged Joe once more, but this time, Joe was ready. He jumped onto the bear, and pushed the midget off. Joe had no idea how to ride a bear, so he kicked it in the side to get it going, but that only angered the bear. Joe could not possibly have prepared himself for what happened next. The bear threw him off his back, and ran away into the forest. Joe was now alone, lost, and face to face with a midget who was very angry with him. The midget ran at him, and Joe was frozen in fear. The midget grabbed Joe, and kissed him. And Joe only had one reaction, the same one he had been doing all day, he ran. It wasn't as if he was homophobic, but this was one creepy midget, no matter how sexy he was. Joe ran so long, that he didn't even realize he had reached the edge of the forest. He had reached home again, he had made it out of the forest. And he never saw the midget again... (or did he)
THE END!!!!!!!!
Hope that made your day and I know its long and I'm sorry it clogged up your friends page. GET OVER IT!!!!!
Well, it all starts with Joe, on his walk through the forest. On this particular day, Joe happened to get lost. While wandering around, trying to figure out which way was which, he happened to find a tree house. He climbed up into the treehouse, but it was completely abandoned. However, on the floor he saw the most wonderful looking leaves, magical leaves, he couldn't take his eyes off of them. Joe knew that he could not leave these leaves behind. So, he slipped them into his back pocket, and climbed down the tree house. Unfortunately, these leaves were nothing but eye candy, and Joe was hopelessly lost. All of a sudden, a bear came charging at joe, just straight at him. Joe didn't see it at first, but there was a very short man, riding on it's back. The midget had dark hair, and a face sexier than Johnny Depp's, but Joe still feared for his life (in fact, ever since Joe was a kid, he had always feared bears). If there was ever a time to face your fears, Joe figured that this probably was not it, so he ran away as fast as he could. But as has nature has always proved, a kid can not outrun a bear, especially a bear with a midget on it's back. As the bear was about to ram Joe, Joe realized that he would have to make a sacrifice to save his life, and he grabbed the leaves out of his pocket, and threw them on the ground in hopes of distracting the bear. However beautiful the leaves were, they had no way of rivaling a face like that of Johnny Depp's and so the bear continued it's current mission of obeying the midget. Joe quickly tripped, and the bear jumped right over him. But the midget was not going to let this happen, so he turned his bear around, and charged Joe once more, but this time, Joe was ready. He jumped onto the bear, and pushed the midget off. Joe had no idea how to ride a bear, so he kicked it in the side to get it going, but that only angered the bear. Joe could not possibly have prepared himself for what happened next. The bear threw him off his back, and ran away into the forest. Joe was now alone, lost, and face to face with a midget who was very angry with him. The midget ran at him, and Joe was frozen in fear. The midget grabbed Joe, and kissed him. And Joe only had one reaction, the same one he had been doing all day, he ran. It wasn't as if he was homophobic, but this was one creepy midget, no matter how sexy he was. Joe ran so long, that he didn't even realize he had reached the edge of the forest. He had reached home again, he had made it out of the forest. And he never saw the midget again... (or did he)
THE END!!!!!!!!
Hope that made your day and I know its long and I'm sorry it clogged up your friends page. GET OVER IT!!!!!