Rosh Hashanah Songs
Dr. Seuss's Rosh Hashanah
What is this fish?
In the Jelly dish
Last week this grub
Swam in my tub
Just stuffed my Jowls
Can’t move my bowels
I think this will last
Until the fast
This is the last straw
With this dietary law
Next year if I’m in the mood
I’ll eat Chinese Food.Dr. Seuss's Rosh Hashanah
What is this fish?
In the Jelly dish
Last week this grub
Swam in my tub
Just stuffed my Jowls
Can’t move my bowels
I think this will last
Until the fast
This is the last straw
With this dietary law
Next year if I’m in the mood
I’ll eat Chinese Food.
Traditional Rosh Hashanah song
Should all dem Goyim be left out, and never asked to dine?
Should all dem Goyim be left out, this day when all Jews dine.
For all Jews dine mine kin
For all Jews dine.
We'll serve a cup of chicken soup
For all Jews dine.
That famous song by Nate King Cohen
Hot Dogs Roasting on an open fire
Hebrew National You know
The Prayers are sung by a choir
And Bubbe's Schamtta does not go.
Everybody knows The Fricasse and pot Roast will bind you up so tight.
Here is no use to attempt to go
Better take EX Lax for dessert tonight.
You know that Uncle Morty 's on his way.
He's bringing Halvah and Rugallah today
And although every mother will try.
Sophie's horseradish will make them cry.
And now I offer you this simple truth
To kids named Ike ,and Saul and Ruth
Although Each year we've eaten with Irv and Fay
Nex Year we go to ChinaTown on New Years' day.