THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF ORLANDO CICADA. CHAPTER ONE. THE AWAKENING.
"Damn 17 years just flew by. If I don't get at least 20 years, I'm useless for the entire century.
"I'm really horny, 17 years without sex, it's like being married. Hey there's a hot bug. Whoops, sorry mac. Hey, I said that I was sorry. You try sleeping for 17 years, I'll bet that you think that you're an insect when you first look in the mirror too. That'll leave a welt."
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