You are there!
The Year: 2012
The Place: Crawford, Texas
You are there!!
Laura: George what are you going to do today?
George: I thought that I’d go the Presidential Library and conduct the tours again.
Laura: Oh George, nobody ever shows up! The Government is thinking about closing it down, and opening Six Flags over Crawford.
George: Don’t say that we had people yesterday.
Laura: Alberto and Condi don’t count. They go everyday! By the way, don’t you think that it’s about time that they went home? They’ve lived here for four years!
George: They’re a little down on their luck. As soon as they find work, they’ll leave.
Laura: How about you recommending to them they apply at the Starbucks in town? I hear that they’re hiring. Come to think of it, what about you going down and applying yourself? We could use the money. We lost a lot in your last few business ventures.
George: How would that look an ex-president working at Starbucks? Anyway, Karl still thinks that running automobiles on Nuclear Waste will work!
Laura: I told you, I don’t trust that man. I don’t want to hear his name again!
George: I can always work on Jeb’s campaign.
Laura: George, I hate to tell you this but, you were served with a Restraining Order. You’re not allowed within 500 feet of any member of the family, until the election is over!
George: No wonder my letter to Kennebunkport came back marked "Return to Sender."
Laura: Where are you going?
George: To Starbucks! If I get the job, I’ll declare war on Dunkin Donuts!