my 25th birthday
I was woken up at 10 by my parents and they sang happy birthday to me and they had a big cake for me. I got presents and lots of coffee!!!! I got a starbucks gift card, blackeyed susan, a can of coffee and some other thigns. Yeah. This has been one of the nicest birthdays I have ever had.
Love you mom and dad.
here's a funny joke:
Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He
slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the
nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted
to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It
was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of
Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66
other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you
in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
Love you mom and dad.
here's a funny joke:
Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He
slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the
nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted
to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It
was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of
Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66
other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you
in Heaven. What did you think I said?"