RANDOMNESS!!!

Feb 03, 2005 15:55

lately ive realized guys only think about sex, well i knew that before but its starting to show more and more. oh well.. what are ya gonna do? nicole, sarah, and i have made plans for valentines day... we've been trying to do this for two years now and last year ended up with only me dressing up, and us going to jd coopers.. i accidently said cum shot at the dinner table and the guys that we were with looked at me like i was the devil.. so im thinking no guys for valentines day is juuuust fine. lol. it took me a half hour to clean the litter box today, i couldnt fit the trash bag around the box.. so then.. i put one end of the bag under my foot and took the other end in my hand and pulled it as hard as i could to stretch it out.. but me being a dumb ass had just cleaned the outside of the box with 409 and some paper towels and washed my hands so my hands were wet when i was pulling and they slipped and i punched myself in the chin... ya ya ya laugh it up! doctors are really nice, but at the same time freak the fucking hell outta me.. yesterday i went to the gyno.. my frist time.. i was shaking soooooooooo bad.. oh man.. and i was really nervous to start off, so when they pricked my finger i nearly passed out from the nervousness.. whew.. they gave me this form that im suposed to take to the hospital and im suposed to get blood drawn, ughhhhh if i almost passed out from a finger prick just think whats gonna happen when they do blood work.. iwent to the dollar store to visit deana and tell her my horror story of the doctors and had her laughing.. its really weird to have your legs spread and see this head pop up between them and talk to you.. hahhahaha.. ill have to tell ya the story in person i guess. one of my friends told me the other day that she kissed this girl just so that the girl wouldnt hate her.. hahahhaaha i thought that was the funniest thing ever. you know how most studies are suposed to be quiet and you get work done? well.. if youve read my previous entry of my geometry class youd understand the my school isnt exactly the most respectful when it comes to learning. im my study i have a lot of really nice people.. and most of them want to do work, but theres a coule kids that just dont get it, including the teacher. the guys will sit there and rock out with their guitars.. and i like the sound of a guitar but THEY SUCK.. they sit there and strum on their guitars and think it sounds good when they're both doing different songs. ughhh.. the teacher sits there and sings, or talks.. to kids who arent in the class. theres always a movie going and dumbass' coming in the room.. but n e who.. my birthday is in 15 days.. im sooo psyched!!! ill finally be 18.. ahhhh!! my cat likes to come running down the hallway and take a sharpe turn into my room to get away from the dog.. well.. it definitly just missed that turn.. LMAO!!!!! HAHAHHA... about an hour ago it was eating the tinsel off the tree.. *yes my tree is still up in my room*.. and then i saw him in the corner gagging and all this gold ribbon coming out, it was the grossest thing but funny at the same time cause he doesnt get that you cant eat that shit.

you know what i hate about old ladies that shop at the dollar tree? well its really just one old lady that I ALWAYS GET! she puts one thing on the couter at a time.. and usually her cart is pretty full. so while i ring her things out one by one she stands there with her back turned to me looking at other things around her.. by this time the line is getting pretty long, but i dont usually call anyone to help until it reaches the end of the register. so then this lady stops what shes doing and is like, "ohh i remember what i wanted, let me go get that dear while you finish ringing, ok?" then i have to call the manager, or the cashier to help me ring, and stretch out over the counter to reach in her cart and pull out more of her shit that she doesnt put on the counter.. when she returns she has almost 5 more things and when i give her the total she searchs for her wallet, then the money. now.. with the money she trys to give me all ones, her total is usually in the 30s or 40s.. she realizes she doesnt have enough so she trys to do 5's and 1's.. and she still doesnt have enough, finally the dumbass gives me some 20's and while im punching it and as the drawer opens shes like "ohh i have the change, is it too late?" this is when im fucking furious at the old bag and say sorry i cant do that and as fast as i can, i get the change in her hand and slame the drawer shut and start ringing the next person out. while the oldy is slowly putting her money back into her wallet all of her bags are still in the bag hole thingy.. so i have to pile all of the other peoples on the counter and try to work around things i havent rung out yet.. im done ringing the next person out before she gets around to moving her shit and leaving.. after this i usually take a break, before i fucking snap on some poor little kid who doesnt have enough money to get the one thing that he wants and his parents arent around.. so i usually get him the change from my wallet.. see i am nice to little kids.

sarah thought it was the funniest thing ever that when people ask me where im going to college i have to say well i want to go, or im planning on going, or ive looked into UConn and QV. i cant say that i am going or i got accepted to them because i havent even filled out the applications yet, well some of the UConn one is filled out but sarah took them home to finish them for me.. shes a good friend.. hahaha.. tonight im going to 24:7 with my best buddy nicole.. should be fun!! last night i was freaking out cause my mouse has been acting up lately.. itjust stops moving on the screen and its brand fucking new.. so i had to break out my old keyboard and mouse and use that for a while until i realized it just needs new batterys.. hahaha.. its kinda like the time i thought i taped something on my camera at camp, and when i went to go watch it i realized i didnt have the camera on that entire time.. ughh

LMAO.. i got this IM from russ the other night and it had a chart of boobs.. it was really random.. there are pear, mailbag, orange, and like 15 other types of boobs.. hahaha hes a dork. then i get an IM from dave and its all these pictures of a computer game club thingy that he used to go to and in all the pictures theres an animated penis. lol.. guys these days.. what did i tell ya, only thinking about sex.
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