Aug 31, 2005 11:02
Today we salute you, stressed out college student, during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on Starbucks & Aderol, you think to yourself, 'am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life?' The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your Prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light after that last exam, because for most of us, Christmas will be spent in rehab.
so ive been going to talent tree for the last 3 days trying to get everything all set for an interview.. and today i got a job at crabtree and evelyn.. the job is to check all outgoing boxes to make sure they have the right shit in the right box.... hmm..................sounds.............. chill... i donno how long this will last cause they can pull you from any job anytime.. and when winter comes itll probably take me more than a half hour to get to danielson.... i hate driving in the snow. but n e who.. with my first paycheck im going to get my car registered and get insurance.. blahh.. i hate money.
PBR on september 16th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! boo-ooooooooop!!!!!!!!!!