Girl TMI
I would like to extend a big FUCK OFF to my uterus, who decided 4 days ago on the eve of the Rapture, to start spotting. If that wasn't enough, two days later (yesterday) it decided to start actually bleeding, culminating in today's event of spewing forth from the violent earthquake of uterine cramps a crimson tsunami so ferocious I am left to stay at home for fear of soiling myself in public, literally ON THE RAG as it were. One overnight pad an hour. AN HOUR.
I AM TIRED OF THIS BLOODY REPRODUCTIVE MALARKEY, DO YOU HEAR ME?
So fuck you, uterus. I am so done with you.