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"i got myself in a car accident. i spent the night in the hospital. i lived. but look what it did to my face :\ (all i got is this sign pic for amber right now)"
"sherrif: so i can kinda say im a cop now. im doing cop work (even though its the shitty end... like kmart) it's like an intern/volenteer thing. i do it for free, kinda a foot in the door thing. after school ill transfer to APD. cool story most of you heard. one day this guy got in a motorcycle crash. his brains all fell out and shit and i got to clean up the mess!! it was SOOOO MESSY that i had to go home and shower before i could fill out the paper work (which is essencially all i do) my hands smelled like brains for like 2 days. i went to the funeral for the fuck of it and when i saw the casket im like "heh, closed casket, he must be a mess" to myself and i almost busted out laughin!! hahahha. good shit. other than that it's a pretty mundane job (for what i do anyway)"
"at least i have xombot.
he's stretching. awwwww."
"this is bullshit, you know why? becaus they give you like 7 choices that are EXACTLY the same thing. all of them involve huggin and kissin and cryin. then one answer that KINDA matches me and all of a sudden i have a "heart made of stone" oooo... big bad jeff has a heart made of stone... please. fuck this test it dont know me!!"
"ahhah back down, lame ass crackas!! 47/50 kills, best in the class!!
... actually i only missed 1 criminal.. i just shot 2 civilians :D"
"i made fun of some girl who had a miscarriage. made her cry. of course she IMed me bitchin, but what's new. she got over it and fell in love with me. true story. some people."
"The moon can only make the snow illuminate so bright
Before night turns to day
Another twilight lost, another noon to dragged to evening
I cannot let one more year wither to nothing
So I set out today to be inspired by beauty
Instead I was teased by the taste of lose
A bitter feeling in the back of my throat
A flavor till now foreign to my tongue
It was a thousand days ago I saw true beauty
Flowers blossomed at your every step
A benevolent aura that shown from inside
That choked at my miasmal breath
Killing my depravity and corruption
And calming an unwavering malevolence
But the effects have long worn off and now
I am farthest from rest and closer to death
Now all that remains is a hollow crevice
A place that was once filled with satisfaction
But in a blink that took years to close
My eyes only see the downfall of my existence
So as the sun rises one last time on the grey snow
And attempts to warm my breath
I look into the sky that I know may be empty
But still ask, "Are you an angel yet?"
"ok so here's a story...
it was about 3 years ago, homecoming. my last year at school. there's this really cool, fine girl, a freshman, i wanted her. so i asked her to homecoming and we went. good fun...
then i got kicked outta school. shortly after that, she was hospitalized for somethin she was born with. i remember everyone was havin fundraisers and shit for her. well, time passed.
so zoomed to today. i was thinking, like i do from time to time, let's find amara. that was her name, respectively. so since msn and everything fell through, i just googled her name. and i'm taken to her "in loving memory" site...
so that's it... she died sometime last year and i never even knew. which is why it was prolly a bad idea to email her friend. but what do i know about being nice?
so at first i was really shocked. but then somethin made me feel downright awful. i found my way to a page on that site, amara's birthday. talked about how she was going to be 16 on march 22nd... and sitting right next to me... for the past 3 years... in the back cover of my dictionary... "amara march 22"... but what really made me feel bad was, right next to it... her address at the children hospital... oh my god..."
"AwakenNightmares: ...
AwakenNightmares: Kyle is dead
unbaptizedchild: who's kyle and do i care?
AwakenNightmares: Jade's friend...
AwakenNightmares: and mine too
unbaptizedchild: oh, so no
AwakenNightmares: Heartless.
unbaptizedchild: hehehe
AwakenNightmares: wasn't a complement,
unbaptizedchild: it always is
unbaptizedchild: that all?
AwakenNightmares: yeah
unbaptizedchild: ok"
"i did somethin really mean today that was actually flirty and funny all at the same time. i was sittin on the couch and some ho named heather who i pretend to hate but she knows better was sittin next to me. i had my arm around her cuz i'm like that. and i look up at her... and look in her eyes... and say... "i want to fill your mouth with spiders" i guess it was just the way i said it, but everyone was like OMG and started laughin. it was cute..."
"ok, if you're a girl OVER 16 do me a favor and say hi. k? this is gitting ridiculous."
"imma tell ya about it, since no one cares to read this anyway. so i was in abandoned as a seal. it's like a ruins kinda place in the day time. and you're in asia somewhere cuz the terrorists are zippers (pardon my racial profiling) but the round before that there was this guy on the terrorist team named flubdog that had like 30 kills (he had to have been cheatin, you just don't do that) and he cheated me out of my mvp. i had 17 kills on my team and we won. but sometimes if the game screws up mvp goes to the person with most kills stead of the person with most kills ON THE WINNING TEAM (which was me) so i was pissed. so the next round i kinda wrote off mvp cuz the first 3 rounds i got ZERO KILLS!! (first team to 5 rounds wins) and this flubdog had like 9 kills by now (9 kills in 3 rounds is good but not cheatin good, he was usin somethin like no fog cuz the last round was blood lake and you can't see ten feet in front of you there) but here's what i did. i rushed right down the center. and everytime these same 2 guys stood there waiting for me (i.e. waiting to die heheh) so they died. then at their base there was a guy not playing just sitting there for me to take a head shot on him (even though i'm really good at poppin peeps in their heads) then i'd go left to the valley. the valley leads to suicide tunnel where theres garenteed 3 people form each team to go (and die) every round. so by cuttin straight to their base i was able to sneak behind at least 3 of them every round. so this is how i got my 24 kills. and this is after 3 rounds of none. plus that flabdog left before the end of the game so he couldn't cheat me outta my kills."
"ok so i was at school saw an angel who was whinin about breakin up with her bf cuz she wouldn't put out... if that isn't a fawn cryin to the wolves "eat me" then i don't know what is. do i take advantage???"
"sherrif: so i can kinda say im a cop now. im doing cop work (even though its the shitty end... like kmart) it's like an intern/volenteer thing. i do it for free, kinda a foot in the door thing. after school ill transfer to APD. cool story most of you heard. one day this guy got in a motorcycle crash. his brains all fell out and shit and i got to clean up the mess!! it was SOOOO MESSY that i had to go home and shower before i could fill out the paper work (which is essencially all i do) my hands smelled like brains for like 2 days. i went to the funeral for the fuck of it and when i saw the casket im like "heh, closed casket, he must be a mess" to myself and i almost busted out laughin!! hahahha. good shit. other than that it's a pretty mundane job (for what i do anyway)"
"at least i have xombot.
he's stretching. awwwww."
"this is bullshit, you know why? becaus they give you like 7 choices that are EXACTLY the same thing. all of them involve huggin and kissin and cryin. then one answer that KINDA matches me and all of a sudden i have a "heart made of stone" oooo... big bad jeff has a heart made of stone... please. fuck this test it dont know me!!"
"ahhah back down, lame ass crackas!! 47/50 kills, best in the class!!
... actually i only missed 1 criminal.. i just shot 2 civilians :D"
"i made fun of some girl who had a miscarriage. made her cry. of course she IMed me bitchin, but what's new. she got over it and fell in love with me. true story. some people."
"The moon can only make the snow illuminate so bright
Before night turns to day
Another twilight lost, another noon to dragged to evening
I cannot let one more year wither to nothing
So I set out today to be inspired by beauty
Instead I was teased by the taste of lose
A bitter feeling in the back of my throat
A flavor till now foreign to my tongue
It was a thousand days ago I saw true beauty
Flowers blossomed at your every step
A benevolent aura that shown from inside
That choked at my miasmal breath
Killing my depravity and corruption
And calming an unwavering malevolence
But the effects have long worn off and now
I am farthest from rest and closer to death
Now all that remains is a hollow crevice
A place that was once filled with satisfaction
But in a blink that took years to close
My eyes only see the downfall of my existence
So as the sun rises one last time on the grey snow
And attempts to warm my breath
I look into the sky that I know may be empty
But still ask, "Are you an angel yet?"
"ok so here's a story...
it was about 3 years ago, homecoming. my last year at school. there's this really cool, fine girl, a freshman, i wanted her. so i asked her to homecoming and we went. good fun...
then i got kicked outta school. shortly after that, she was hospitalized for somethin she was born with. i remember everyone was havin fundraisers and shit for her. well, time passed.
so zoomed to today. i was thinking, like i do from time to time, let's find amara. that was her name, respectively. so since msn and everything fell through, i just googled her name. and i'm taken to her "in loving memory" site...
so that's it... she died sometime last year and i never even knew. which is why it was prolly a bad idea to email her friend. but what do i know about being nice?
so at first i was really shocked. but then somethin made me feel downright awful. i found my way to a page on that site, amara's birthday. talked about how she was going to be 16 on march 22nd... and sitting right next to me... for the past 3 years... in the back cover of my dictionary... "amara march 22"... but what really made me feel bad was, right next to it... her address at the children hospital... oh my god..."
"AwakenNightmares: ...
AwakenNightmares: Kyle is dead
unbaptizedchild: who's kyle and do i care?
AwakenNightmares: Jade's friend...
AwakenNightmares: and mine too
unbaptizedchild: oh, so no
AwakenNightmares: Heartless.
unbaptizedchild: hehehe
AwakenNightmares: wasn't a complement,
unbaptizedchild: it always is
unbaptizedchild: that all?
AwakenNightmares: yeah
unbaptizedchild: ok"
"i did somethin really mean today that was actually flirty and funny all at the same time. i was sittin on the couch and some ho named heather who i pretend to hate but she knows better was sittin next to me. i had my arm around her cuz i'm like that. and i look up at her... and look in her eyes... and say... "i want to fill your mouth with spiders" i guess it was just the way i said it, but everyone was like OMG and started laughin. it was cute..."
"ok, if you're a girl OVER 16 do me a favor and say hi. k? this is gitting ridiculous."
"imma tell ya about it, since no one cares to read this anyway. so i was in abandoned as a seal. it's like a ruins kinda place in the day time. and you're in asia somewhere cuz the terrorists are zippers (pardon my racial profiling) but the round before that there was this guy on the terrorist team named flubdog that had like 30 kills (he had to have been cheatin, you just don't do that) and he cheated me out of my mvp. i had 17 kills on my team and we won. but sometimes if the game screws up mvp goes to the person with most kills stead of the person with most kills ON THE WINNING TEAM (which was me) so i was pissed. so the next round i kinda wrote off mvp cuz the first 3 rounds i got ZERO KILLS!! (first team to 5 rounds wins) and this flubdog had like 9 kills by now (9 kills in 3 rounds is good but not cheatin good, he was usin somethin like no fog cuz the last round was blood lake and you can't see ten feet in front of you there) but here's what i did. i rushed right down the center. and everytime these same 2 guys stood there waiting for me (i.e. waiting to die heheh) so they died. then at their base there was a guy not playing just sitting there for me to take a head shot on him (even though i'm really good at poppin peeps in their heads) then i'd go left to the valley. the valley leads to suicide tunnel where theres garenteed 3 people form each team to go (and die) every round. so by cuttin straight to their base i was able to sneak behind at least 3 of them every round. so this is how i got my 24 kills. and this is after 3 rounds of none. plus that flabdog left before the end of the game so he couldn't cheat me outta my kills."
"ok so i was at school saw an angel who was whinin about breakin up with her bf cuz she wouldn't put out... if that isn't a fawn cryin to the wolves "eat me" then i don't know what is. do i take advantage???"