Robots are never surprised

[jefftimesten]

On Saturday I turned 25 (a quarter-century, as people kept reminding me), and as if in some kind of cruel imitation of the way it feels to suddenly realize that you have to start being an adult, a few dozen people thought it would be funny to jump out and scream at me in unison as I (expecting nothing more frightening than a pile of steamed crabs)

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Big Liar Here

[melissathakissa]

Damn, I am a good liar afterall! I'm so happy I pulled it all of with a little help from "our" friends! That was a pretty amazing party and it was all in honor of you baby! That has to feel good! Sorry you didn't get any crabs...I just got rid of mine finally.