Every Single Burp...
Toni is asleep, I've no idea how. Our neighbour above us is a fifty-odd year old Grandad of umpteen, he's a perfectly affable chap and we do let on to each other, he even says "Hello, friend!"
The problem is that he's a noisy bastard. Every single burp and fart is audible in our flat. This would be alright if he wasn't doing so, dozens and dozens of times a day! If any of his friends come over, they are incapable of doing so without bellowing at each other, not in malice, just because their voices come in one fucking level.
The ironic punchline is... He's come round to apologise for the noise his kids/grandkids make! We NEVER hear his kids or grandkids. How do you reach such an age with such a staggering lack of self-awareness.
So, if that's not provoked a comment... Would you have a word about his noise as we're on good terms or let it be? As it's not intentional and if he can make a racket unintentionally, what the hell would he be like if he was trying to be a pain?!
The problem is that he's a noisy bastard. Every single burp and fart is audible in our flat. This would be alright if he wasn't doing so, dozens and dozens of times a day! If any of his friends come over, they are incapable of doing so without bellowing at each other, not in malice, just because their voices come in one fucking level.
The ironic punchline is... He's come round to apologise for the noise his kids/grandkids make! We NEVER hear his kids or grandkids. How do you reach such an age with such a staggering lack of self-awareness.
So, if that's not provoked a comment... Would you have a word about his noise as we're on good terms or let it be? As it's not intentional and if he can make a racket unintentionally, what the hell would he be like if he was trying to be a pain?!