Apr 10, 2004 11:02
well well well.. today laura is comin over to go out with jay sooo... right after they got off the phone there was a knock at the door.. soo i went to the peep hole and i saw a woman with her head turned that looked like laura. So i open the door and i start sayin HOLY F!! n then i see it ISNT laura so i stopped sayin F cuz i was about to say HOLY FUK UR FAST! so outside there was some woman with these two booklets n she asks me how im doing n i said i was doing fine n i asked her the same question... n she replys n says that she's also fine
n she starts showin me the booklets n i see on the cover it says 666 n she asks me if i know this number n i said yes i've heard of this number n she says that many ppl think its the devil number but it is not instead it is some human number or something like that.. so she goes through this booklet n she starts talkin about religion n how everything is n i hate it wen ppl talk to me about religion so i was standing there sayin shut up in my head LMAO
so then she asks me if i would like to keep the booklets n i simply say oh ok its like u cant say no becasue then they might say somethin so i take the booklets n ithink this lil conversation is over wen she suddenly says if u have n e questions n im in the area then just ask my name is lita n i said oh ok n shes like whats ur name so i simple said ashley n shes like ok n then she says what grade are you in n i answer her
then she asks me a few more questions n by this time im gettin annoyed even more lol cuz i seriously HATE IT so my grandfather comes outside n shes like oh is this ur father n im liek -_- no its my grandfather pffft obviously hes OLD gzz man n then like shes about to leave n as im shuttin the door my STUPID GRANDPA is all like yeh she's young her mother died wen she was 11 LIKE HELLO!!! SHE DOESNT FUKIN NEED MY LIFE STORY!!! so i come inside n give my bro the booklets n explain to him in more detail n he laughs n read through them n he finds it dum lol but yeh i plan to like rip those booklets or something
my brothers like ohhh these are like jehova's witnesses n im like OH GOD! i swear like ppl y the hell do u try to convert ppl to christianity no offence but i think its stupid! so dont try to convert me because yes i have been stoped with my friends for stuff like that n im like fuk so annoyin n now comin to my house dammit im like FUK so dam annoying!!!!