so many posts in so few days!!
i just had to put down in writing (or more specifically, typing) something absolutly hilarious that hannah and laura told me in work today. its too good to just be let free to wither and die.
so yea, saturday night. this was after i had gone. kim, his wife, martin the chemist and mr veal came in and bought a bottle of house wine. they didnt bother with a wine cooler because it wasnt gonna be staying in the bottle for much longer, so it was sat on the bar along with 4 glasses. now, we have a 'wine of the moment' in the pub. basically, we get sent various wines which are cheaper than the others we sell and they change every couple of months. saturday was the first day we were selling the most recent one and, as house manager, jan should know what stock we have, yes? hahahahahaha. she came into the pub in a stinking mood 'cos of me, saw the bottle of wine minus a cooler, and started having a go at the four of them saying that how dare they bring their own alcohol into HER pub. apparently she was going on for ages til they started shouting back saying they'd just bought it from laura (who, by the way, was standing right infront of them so why would she let them have their own alcohol in the first place :S) haha what a twat. the fact that she knows nothing about 'HER' pub is the second funniest thing about that night. the first being this : after she realised she was wrong, SHE APOLOGISED! *the shock* this is a woman who will never apologise even when she is blatantly in the wrong. so yea, she apologised and so martin shouted out to the whole pub ''what, sorry? can you repeat that? hey everyone, jan just apologised to me!'' hehehehehhehehehe good ol' martin. she then started knocking back countless shots and glass after glass of wine for the rest of the night and then mysteriously became ''ill'' for the next 2 days. hmm pot. kettle. black?
ahh, and thats the end of that wonderful story.
so yea, saturday night. this was after i had gone. kim, his wife, martin the chemist and mr veal came in and bought a bottle of house wine. they didnt bother with a wine cooler because it wasnt gonna be staying in the bottle for much longer, so it was sat on the bar along with 4 glasses. now, we have a 'wine of the moment' in the pub. basically, we get sent various wines which are cheaper than the others we sell and they change every couple of months. saturday was the first day we were selling the most recent one and, as house manager, jan should know what stock we have, yes? hahahahahaha. she came into the pub in a stinking mood 'cos of me, saw the bottle of wine minus a cooler, and started having a go at the four of them saying that how dare they bring their own alcohol into HER pub. apparently she was going on for ages til they started shouting back saying they'd just bought it from laura (who, by the way, was standing right infront of them so why would she let them have their own alcohol in the first place :S) haha what a twat. the fact that she knows nothing about 'HER' pub is the second funniest thing about that night. the first being this : after she realised she was wrong, SHE APOLOGISED! *the shock* this is a woman who will never apologise even when she is blatantly in the wrong. so yea, she apologised and so martin shouted out to the whole pub ''what, sorry? can you repeat that? hey everyone, jan just apologised to me!'' hehehehehhehehehe good ol' martin. she then started knocking back countless shots and glass after glass of wine for the rest of the night and then mysteriously became ''ill'' for the next 2 days. hmm pot. kettle. black?
ahh, and thats the end of that wonderful story.