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[jeffnelson]

Irish Medical Dictionary

Artery------------------------The study of paintings

Bacteria---------------------A Back door to cafeteria

Barium-----------------------What doctors do when patients die

Benign-----------------------What you be after you be eight

Caesarian Section-------A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan---------------------Searching for kitty

Cauterize--------------------Made eye contact with her

Colic--------------------------A sheep dog

Coma-------------------------A punctuation mark

Dilate-------------------------To live long

Enema-----------------------Not a friend

Fester------------------------Quicker than someone else

Fibula------------------------A small lie

Impotent---------------------Distinguished, well known

Labor pains----------------Getting hurt at work

Medical staff---------------A doctor's cane

Morbid----------------------A higher offer

Nitrates---------------------Cheaper than day rates

Node-------------------------I knew it

Out patient-----------------A person who has fainted

Pelvis-----------------------A second cousin to Elvis

Post operative-----------A letter carrier

Recovery room----------Place to do upholstery

Rectum--------------------Nearly killed him

Secretion-----------------Hiding something

Seizure--------------------Roman emperor

Tablet----------------------A small table

Terminal illness---------Getting sick at the airport

Tumor----------------------One plus one more

Urine-----------------------Opposite of you're out