Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I turned
0skylark0 in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I helped
max_hazard hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I set
bumblefly's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I pulled over and changed
senor_booyah's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-297 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
jeffmillennium
God damnit hazard why'd you have to kill the guy.