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Dec 05, 2005 01:09


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I turned 0skylark0 in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I helped max_hazard hide a body (-173 points). Last Tuesday I set bumblefly's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I pulled over and changed senor_booyah's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-297 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
jeffmillennium

God damnit hazard why'd you have to kill the guy.
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