Call Him Disturbing Al
Okay, here we go with another weird dream. This one more disturbing than odd.
So I am at a new house my Uncle bought. It is many miles down a dirt road in the middle of the woods. It's just me and him, and we're waiting for my aunt and cousins to come home. My uncle has cameras set up all along the road, and over a trail that actually is faster than taking the twisting road.
Watching the cameras, we see My aunt pull onto the road. She stops and lets my cousins off at the beginning of the shortcut trail. We watch them run through the woods on the cameras. Overhead shots. Then we hear the sound of a small motor outside in the driveway.
A Man is out there, doing donuts on a dirtbike. I yell at him to stop so he does, he gets ready to leave, but he stashes his bike in my uncle's shed (I don't know why) he then gets in his car and drives off. My cousins arrive shortly there after.
When I look at the screen again I see my aunts car ( a Black Volvo Wagon, not her real car) has been in a terrible accident. Another vehicle has rear ended her, smashing the car into a lump of wreckage. She climbs out and she is okay. Miraculously. Police respond almost immediately.
Cut to the woods just outside of the driveway. A man in a jail uniform stands there with two women who are similarly dressed. We go into the man's perspective. He is arguing with one of the women, and she draws a pistol. He Shoots her square in the chest with the shotgun she is holding (This dream had no censorship, I watched her chest explode). Then he lays down and Closes his eyes. (He may have been shot or just in shock. I am not sure. When he opens them, he sees two native men in orange jump suits like his own.
There is a stare-down, but the native continue on their way into the woods. Behind them comes three or four more native inmates, still chained together.
The dream then pans over the house, showing the roof everything is eerily quiet, something is definitely wrong. My aunt is being helped down the driveway by an officer, and they come upon my cousins and two other people, I could not tell who. They are sitting on a log totally shellshocked. My aunt begins to panic, asking frantic questions. The only reply she gets is from my cousins, a deadpan "Everything is okay". (they were barely there, very detached also creepy) Then the officer looks at her and says: "Everyone is dead"
Suddenly we get another cut to a man who looks like a grizzly adams type wilderness man (Played by Weird Al Yankovic, I am totally serious) A voice over came in then, with a little banjo behind it. "Well I had been livin' in the woods for awhile, made friends with a bear, I named him Gus." The wild man walks into a cave, where he finds a feral child holding a dagger shaped like teeth. "That's just "blank" (I can't remember the kids name) He lives with us." continues the voiceover, we now know it is the wild man's voice we hear.
A bear roars and we see "gus" is actually a wounded bear, and that he doesn't want to tolerate this man, but he does because of the massive dripping wound in his chest. The bear roars at the man, and slowly becomes a cartoon, except for the wound, which is still real. "I don't want you in the cave right now!" Says the cartoon bear.
"okay, Gus, if you wanna be grumpy" Says the wild man, who walks out of the cave. We see now that he wears an orange jumpsuit as well, and that it appears to be covered in blood.
He walks back to my uncle's former house, now obviously abandoned. He sees The guy who played Willam in Mallrats (Ethan Suplee), He looks at the wild man (still Weird Al) And says: "Sing me the song again." In a simple, childish way.
The "filmstock" of the movie becomes somewhat like "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or "the Devil's Rejects" And I take it to mean this is a flash back. We see Willam running in front of our view, which is obviously the wild man's. The wild man is singing "I've been working on the railroad" (in Weird Al's voice) whilst repeatedly chopping Willam in the back with a woodcutting axe. (Again no censorship, blood everywhere) Then he lets Willam get ahead after about the thirteenth chop , Wilam turns and the wild man throws the axe hitting Willam in the chest. Willam falls to the ground, we see his face, blood runs out of his mouth, he says "Sing me the song again"
The camera turns and we see another man sneaking up on the Wild man. He spins and after a tense moment pulls a gun from his belt and fires. The man dies and falls off of the cliff behind the house, screaming. Then we see a sea of dead men, one with his face burned off, and others with other horrible wounds, They were understood to be the wild man's victims. Together that moan: "Take us with you!"
Then I woke up. Not a startled out of a nightmare waking up, but a normal gradual one. I sat on the edge of the bed, and mulled over the images for awhile. It was very disturbing. Even as I write this, I am a little creeped out. So you see the fact that I ahve vivid and crazy dreams is not always a good thing. I will never hear "I've been working on the railroad" The same way again.
So I am at a new house my Uncle bought. It is many miles down a dirt road in the middle of the woods. It's just me and him, and we're waiting for my aunt and cousins to come home. My uncle has cameras set up all along the road, and over a trail that actually is faster than taking the twisting road.
Watching the cameras, we see My aunt pull onto the road. She stops and lets my cousins off at the beginning of the shortcut trail. We watch them run through the woods on the cameras. Overhead shots. Then we hear the sound of a small motor outside in the driveway.
A Man is out there, doing donuts on a dirtbike. I yell at him to stop so he does, he gets ready to leave, but he stashes his bike in my uncle's shed (I don't know why) he then gets in his car and drives off. My cousins arrive shortly there after.
When I look at the screen again I see my aunts car ( a Black Volvo Wagon, not her real car) has been in a terrible accident. Another vehicle has rear ended her, smashing the car into a lump of wreckage. She climbs out and she is okay. Miraculously. Police respond almost immediately.
Cut to the woods just outside of the driveway. A man in a jail uniform stands there with two women who are similarly dressed. We go into the man's perspective. He is arguing with one of the women, and she draws a pistol. He Shoots her square in the chest with the shotgun she is holding (This dream had no censorship, I watched her chest explode). Then he lays down and Closes his eyes. (He may have been shot or just in shock. I am not sure. When he opens them, he sees two native men in orange jump suits like his own.
There is a stare-down, but the native continue on their way into the woods. Behind them comes three or four more native inmates, still chained together.
The dream then pans over the house, showing the roof everything is eerily quiet, something is definitely wrong. My aunt is being helped down the driveway by an officer, and they come upon my cousins and two other people, I could not tell who. They are sitting on a log totally shellshocked. My aunt begins to panic, asking frantic questions. The only reply she gets is from my cousins, a deadpan "Everything is okay". (they were barely there, very detached also creepy) Then the officer looks at her and says: "Everyone is dead"
Suddenly we get another cut to a man who looks like a grizzly adams type wilderness man (Played by Weird Al Yankovic, I am totally serious) A voice over came in then, with a little banjo behind it. "Well I had been livin' in the woods for awhile, made friends with a bear, I named him Gus." The wild man walks into a cave, where he finds a feral child holding a dagger shaped like teeth. "That's just "blank" (I can't remember the kids name) He lives with us." continues the voiceover, we now know it is the wild man's voice we hear.
A bear roars and we see "gus" is actually a wounded bear, and that he doesn't want to tolerate this man, but he does because of the massive dripping wound in his chest. The bear roars at the man, and slowly becomes a cartoon, except for the wound, which is still real. "I don't want you in the cave right now!" Says the cartoon bear.
"okay, Gus, if you wanna be grumpy" Says the wild man, who walks out of the cave. We see now that he wears an orange jumpsuit as well, and that it appears to be covered in blood.
He walks back to my uncle's former house, now obviously abandoned. He sees The guy who played Willam in Mallrats (Ethan Suplee), He looks at the wild man (still Weird Al) And says: "Sing me the song again." In a simple, childish way.
The "filmstock" of the movie becomes somewhat like "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or "the Devil's Rejects" And I take it to mean this is a flash back. We see Willam running in front of our view, which is obviously the wild man's. The wild man is singing "I've been working on the railroad" (in Weird Al's voice) whilst repeatedly chopping Willam in the back with a woodcutting axe. (Again no censorship, blood everywhere) Then he lets Willam get ahead after about the thirteenth chop , Wilam turns and the wild man throws the axe hitting Willam in the chest. Willam falls to the ground, we see his face, blood runs out of his mouth, he says "Sing me the song again"
The camera turns and we see another man sneaking up on the Wild man. He spins and after a tense moment pulls a gun from his belt and fires. The man dies and falls off of the cliff behind the house, screaming. Then we see a sea of dead men, one with his face burned off, and others with other horrible wounds, They were understood to be the wild man's victims. Together that moan: "Take us with you!"
Then I woke up. Not a startled out of a nightmare waking up, but a normal gradual one. I sat on the edge of the bed, and mulled over the images for awhile. It was very disturbing. Even as I write this, I am a little creeped out. So you see the fact that I ahve vivid and crazy dreams is not always a good thing. I will never hear "I've been working on the railroad" The same way again.