12 days!

[jeffer]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, jeffer sent to me...

Twelve halfling_s drumming
Eleven mefkeys piping
Ten juleskes a-leaping
Nine wan3ans dancing
Eight omegakious a-milking
Seven misks a-driving
Six pluizebols a-calling
Five pe-e-e-eterkes
Four cyraneths
Three friends
Two las vegas
...and an australia in a conlaen.