New Baby

[jeff_king450]

Ok, so this past Tuesday my wife gave birth to our second son. Wow, what a day... Got up at 6:00am and she told me she was in early labor so we went out and walked up and down our street a little cuz that helps speed things up. Well we go in and they say its going to probably be quick. I go to get the camra out and its not working, so I figure ill run down and grab a new camra real quick so I can take pictures.... She is doing ok and I figure I have at least 2 hours before he is born.. Well I go to the gift shop and no camra, so I drive around and find a Rite Aid down the street. Well as I am walking into Rite Aid I get a call on my cell, its the nurse, she says "You better get up here pretty quick or your going to miss it." SHIT! so I run into the store grab a camra run to the counter, just my luck the lady working at the counter is 100 years old....no really... She is counting change for the person infront of me and it seemed like hours.... I pay and get out of there, I run to the car, speed down the street and turn down the street of the hospital.... WTF???? The street the hospital was on is shut down cuz the power company is working on down lines or something... I hold down my horn and at this point I am screaming and beating up the inside of my new truck.... I invented new swear words that day.... I drive my way through and run up to the room..... I didn't miss it...

However, she is ready to give birth and the docters are telling her to hold on and not to push. As it turns out they were just "Scrubs" and they needed to have an attending in the room to deliver the baby... Well my wife is in horrable pain and she is screaming and shit and these "Scrubs" are acctualy holding the babys head in with there fingers... Fuck that shit.... I finaly looked at them and said "You guys need to pull that critter out of there"... How horrable is that holding in a baby so the attending can be there? Anyway, doc comes birth happens and now I have another boy...

We named him Colin Daniel