Where Have All the Funny Search Terms Gone?
Time was, I could read my Web stats at the end of every month and get a good laugh out of them. But for some reason, it's been a dry season on the search term front. See earlier entries here and here. I don't have much to hold up to that. Why? Why? I publish more and more words every month and get more and more visitors; you'd think the whackiness would increase. But alas, this is the best I can do for April:
powered by gallery downblouse -- Gallery Downblouse; wasn't he in Oliver Twist?
hydroponic diary layout -- Please document how you plant your radishes.
mom nuds in bathroom -- Mom quick call Terminex!
illinois ham radio feasts 2007 -- Chicken in cream sauce over a bed of resistors. Yum!
And April's were the best in several months. I guess as the world gets crazier, the world searches saner. Or something.