Nigga ask about me
Today I reckon I will enlighten the world on a little tale I once heard. An old man in my head told me this:
By the works of gods graces he endowed us with a grace period between fall and spring. He called this new season summer. During summer things change a little bit. During the previous years before summer, people would locate themselves within their dwellings and do their homework. Perhaps they may decide that traversing to some fancy university in order to study a whole lot of information one could research for free on the internet is a good idea. No matter how hard they tried to avoid it, they found themselves down on their knee caps giving the university thousands of hard earned taxed dollars. What a life it was. After summer was created... things began to change. The hellfire's of... hell... were so ripe and vibrant in this season that the temperatures exceeded that of the homosapiens heat comfort zone. Mexicans began sweating a lot more and soon the whole damned world wreaked of the devil. God was not satisfied. He had to find someway to balance some good with all the evil. God then created the two piece bathing suit... and the gym. Overnight the world was revolutionized. Women found their way out of their houses and on the beach. The guys followed. The world evolved rapidly, advancing from year to year. Over this epoch of evolution, people began to do stuff that would only happen a couple times during the rest of the year. People had parties that were not on weekends. Wine and spirits were massively consumed from coast to coast. People bought gym memberships and bitches would buy sexy bathing suits. The government was formed to make money off all of this. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson were born and made the world a much cuter place. It almost seemed as if god created summer to invite humans to sin.
Reflecting on this tale of strife and squander made me wonder...
But why would god do that?
Then god answered:
"You only have one life so you better do it right. Now that summer is slowly creeping back into effect it is up to you to exploit it and manipulate it to cater to your best wishes and wildest dreams."
-Jeff
By the works of gods graces he endowed us with a grace period between fall and spring. He called this new season summer. During summer things change a little bit. During the previous years before summer, people would locate themselves within their dwellings and do their homework. Perhaps they may decide that traversing to some fancy university in order to study a whole lot of information one could research for free on the internet is a good idea. No matter how hard they tried to avoid it, they found themselves down on their knee caps giving the university thousands of hard earned taxed dollars. What a life it was. After summer was created... things began to change. The hellfire's of... hell... were so ripe and vibrant in this season that the temperatures exceeded that of the homosapiens heat comfort zone. Mexicans began sweating a lot more and soon the whole damned world wreaked of the devil. God was not satisfied. He had to find someway to balance some good with all the evil. God then created the two piece bathing suit... and the gym. Overnight the world was revolutionized. Women found their way out of their houses and on the beach. The guys followed. The world evolved rapidly, advancing from year to year. Over this epoch of evolution, people began to do stuff that would only happen a couple times during the rest of the year. People had parties that were not on weekends. Wine and spirits were massively consumed from coast to coast. People bought gym memberships and bitches would buy sexy bathing suits. The government was formed to make money off all of this. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson were born and made the world a much cuter place. It almost seemed as if god created summer to invite humans to sin.
Reflecting on this tale of strife and squander made me wonder...
But why would god do that?
Then god answered:
"You only have one life so you better do it right. Now that summer is slowly creeping back into effect it is up to you to exploit it and manipulate it to cater to your best wishes and wildest dreams."
-Jeff