Fanfic: The Reason Why KAT-TUN Stopped Fighting (Prologue)
So, this has been a long time coming -- and really, we meant to do this a lot sooner, but well.... here we are. Bunny and I have finally gotten to the point where we are actually going to post something -- yay us! -- and assuming the story isnt hated, we'll continue on.
And thus, we welcome you to sample our little teaser (which is a more fun way to say introduction I think) This is just a quick post to ensure that we actually follow through and post the rest of it. So, ignore the crappiness.
どうぞ~
Title: The Reason KATTUN Stopped Fighting
Disclaimer: we own nothing T___T sadly.... and depressingly... except our malfunctioning brains.....(If we did own them, then we wouldnt be writing fanfiction....we would be doing much more fun things...)
Rating: NC-17.... this aint for kiddies dears. Dont read if you dont want to come across adult ice cream.
Pairing: KAT-TUN (arashi if you squint hard enough)
Summary: Kame cant take the fighting anymore and asks for help from someone he probably shouldnt have.
"Sempai, I don't know what to do."
There had always been discord within KATTUN even from the very beginning, but lately the fighting had escalated dramatically and everyone in the group seemed to be on the warpath. Kame was ashamed he was even a part of this problem, which was the reason why he was sitting in his sempai's dressing room, the sempai with the most member ai in Johnny's he could think of, to try and solve this problem.
"I know I'm not the leader of KATTUN but I feel responsible and I don't want our differences to break us up." Kame finally looked up at his sempai Ninomiya Kazunari, who was only half-listening to his burdened kouhai, eyes never leaving his DS game.
"So," there was a pause and some clicking buttons, "did you," more button clicking, "try to do anything about it?" Nino actually liked Kame, he was cute after all, so he attempted to respond. Kame sighed and leaned his elbow against the table.
"Well, I tried asking everyone out to do something...but no one wanted to do out and then Taguchi got upset no one remembered to close the dressing room door and they all started fighting again..."
"Ahah," Nino mumbled, still intent on his game. Kame went on oblivious to his sempai's preoccupation.
"Then, I asked NEWS how they got along and they recommended milk and trust falls. Well, technically, Pi recommended the milk and Koyama recommended the falls, but I dont think either will work for us." Kame shuddered at the idea of trust falls. That was a very bad idea in the hands of KATTUN -- someone would die. Probably Nakamaru. Nino's mouth twitched and he threw his game on the table, disgusted at his loss. Kame took the opportunity to grab his hand. Nino stared at his trapped fingers before looking back at the younger man. Kame's face looked utterly trusting. Then Nino blinked, an idea forming in his twisted mind.
"Sempai, what should I do?"
Jun, who was sitting across the room reading a section of newspaper he had bullied from the quietly seated Sho next to him, looked up and caught Nino's eye. There was seldom a group as closely connected as Arashi was and the two immediatly grasped what the other was thinking through the mighty Arashi mind link. Of course, the other members of Arashi who were not tuned into the sadistic vibe: Sho relaxing against the back of the couch he was sharing with Jun, Aiba who was playing ping-pong with the wall chatting to no one, and Ohno who was staring blankly at a TV documentary on the hibernation of bears.
"What should you do?" Nino repeated. He leaned forward and brought his hand to rest under his chin (the hand not still being held hostage) and looked at Kame seriously. "You should do what we do. It's one hundred percent proof of full member cooperation." Kame nodded slightly, his tension rising. Nino looked over Kame's shoulder once more at Jun to see the King's permission before continuing on.
"Have sex with them."
The look Kame gave him was priceless. Mouth open, eyes wide with horror. He had even released his hand out of shock. Jun's grin could not have gotten wider. The rest of Arashi was tuned in now (the subject of sex does that to a man).
"You...I....sempai....what?!"
"Have sex with them," Jun repeated dryly, looking back at his newspaper -- all trace of his earlier amusement hidden. He brought a hand to caress the back of Sho's neck in visible sight to Kame and Sho jumped, his newspaper almost ripping in his startled hands. Jun glided the back of his fingers across Sho's jaw and then back to grip his neck securely. Sho tried to look at Jun, but couldnt move his head properly and settled for blushing and darting his eyes around the room. He looked totally guilty.
"It works," Jun added simply. Sho nodded weakly at the undertone in Jun's voice, still blushing. Aiba stopped bouncing his ping-pong ball and laughed at Kame's still dumbstruck face, only deepening Kame's shock at the situation.
"But sempai, I don't..." Kame managed in a strangled voice -- until another voice cut in.
"It releases pent up tension and aggression," Ohno turned away from the TV and looked at his kouhai calmly.
"Sex does. Sexual release is a good relaxation, ne."
"If Riida says so," Nino settled back into his chair. "Then it must be true."