Jeezus is bursting with Happiness!

[jeezus]

I am liek so happy omg that I am putting off the second plague! Liek omg my Mummy and Daddy are here! My mummy is liek already doing my laundry and neat Mummy things for me liek omg

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[good_old_judas]

You wound me, Jeezus.

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[jeezus]

I wound YOU?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Liek omg that is so funny coming from the source. Liek omg if it wasn't for you liek Easter would not be necessary.

Liek omg, I will so not totally feel bad because of your little weepy face.

[good_old_judas]

You're cruel o Jeezus. Aren't you supposed to be about forgiveness?

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[motherofgod]

But babycakes, if it wasn't for Easter, we wouldn't get to eat those cute little chocolate rabbits! Oh, you loved them growing up! You'd always have a big chocolate smudge around your mouth, and all the other boys called you Poopie Eating Jesus. Do you remember? So cute!

[jeezus]

But liek omg Mum, being crucified hurts. And I remember that very well, liek omg I cried myself to sleep everynight praying to Daddy to send down a lighting bolt and strike those bast--- poor misguided cretins dead. Liek omg.