I have a list! Like Santa, but liek omg, more important
Saved:
crantz
jusheureux
Temporarily Saved:
maledictis
mithelena
penguins4me
DAMNED DAMNED DAMNED:
The rest of this pitiless world.
The Saved, have been saved for their support and marvelous taste for Me, He Who is Fabulously More Fabulous Than You All. The Temporarily Saved have just recently, liek, added me, omg, and liek they have yet to prove their supreme worship for me, Son Of Him Whom I Call 'Papa'.
All the severely damned... there is no hope. No hope at all.
Liek omg, really how can I save a world that allows George Bush to speak? Liek omg, yes he is a nice old man, but pleaaassse can someone cut out his tongue. I asked my Father and he was liek. "No, Jeezus, we are the good guys, Ok? Remember you're Luke Skywalker and Satan is Darth Vader."
"But liek, omg, Dad, that would make Satan my father."
"Boy, it was just a comparison."
"So, liek, Satan is my father?"
"Gah....look, the William's family is having way too much fun, I have to fuck up their lives Son and blame it on Satan. You're Bubbles, Satan is Mojo Jojo. Got it?"
"Liek, omg, I am soooo cute! Daddy, please, can we liek get Satan to make someone cut out his tongue?"
"......"
He grounded me again, liek omg. Does he not know I have people to touch? Manipulate men into making more stupid songs about me? Take over Gale Harrold's body on the next filming of Queer As Folk? Liek, omg.
Also, my life isn't complete without telling all of you what ungrateful little pig festering assholes you all really are. So, YOU WILL BURN IN ETERNAL HELL, liem, omg, AND IT WILL BURN REALLY REALLY BAD! YOU WILL FEEL LOTS OF PAIN! AND IN HELL YOU ONLY GET TO FUCK SHEEP!!!!!! So, liek, omg, Follow ME, Jeezus and spend an after lifetime of nonpainfulness, flowers and Jude Law. ;D ;D ;D
crantz
jusheureux
Temporarily Saved:
maledictis
mithelena
penguins4me
DAMNED DAMNED DAMNED:
The rest of this pitiless world.
The Saved, have been saved for their support and marvelous taste for Me, He Who is Fabulously More Fabulous Than You All. The Temporarily Saved have just recently, liek, added me, omg, and liek they have yet to prove their supreme worship for me, Son Of Him Whom I Call 'Papa'.
All the severely damned... there is no hope. No hope at all.
Liek omg, really how can I save a world that allows George Bush to speak? Liek omg, yes he is a nice old man, but pleaaassse can someone cut out his tongue. I asked my Father and he was liek. "No, Jeezus, we are the good guys, Ok? Remember you're Luke Skywalker and Satan is Darth Vader."
"But liek, omg, Dad, that would make Satan my father."
"Boy, it was just a comparison."
"So, liek, Satan is my father?"
"Gah....look, the William's family is having way too much fun, I have to fuck up their lives Son and blame it on Satan. You're Bubbles, Satan is Mojo Jojo. Got it?"
"Liek, omg, I am soooo cute! Daddy, please, can we liek get Satan to make someone cut out his tongue?"
"......"
He grounded me again, liek omg. Does he not know I have people to touch? Manipulate men into making more stupid songs about me? Take over Gale Harrold's body on the next filming of Queer As Folk? Liek, omg.
Also, my life isn't complete without telling all of you what ungrateful little pig festering assholes you all really are. So, YOU WILL BURN IN ETERNAL HELL, liem, omg, AND IT WILL BURN REALLY REALLY BAD! YOU WILL FEEL LOTS OF PAIN! AND IN HELL YOU ONLY GET TO FUCK SHEEP!!!!!! So, liek, omg, Follow ME, Jeezus and spend an after lifetime of nonpainfulness, flowers and Jude Law. ;D ;D ;D