Yeah, I know, sleep is beneficial for the old finals.
But whatever.
STAR TREK WAS AMAZING!!!!
It had...
EPIC SPACE BATTLES
ALIEN DINOSAUR CHASES
ERIC BANA
SPACE ACADEMY SHENANIGANS
GRANDDAD SPOCK BEING AWESOME (no, seriously, he was one of my faves. What does this say about me?!)
UHURA AND HER MAD SYNTAX SKILLS
FAT HAND SLAPSTICK
BABY!SPOCK BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF SOME CREEPY VULCAN KIDS
WILLY WONKA HILARITY
REDSHIRT DYING HORRIBLY
SULU SWORDFIGHTING!
BLACK HOLES AND TIME HOLES AND STUFF
BAR BRAWL
HOT MENS (AND ALSO ZQ ABOUT WHOM I AM EXTREMELY CONFLICTED)
REALLY HOT CGI
WEIRDLY APPEALING S/U
CHEKOV THE ADORABLE COMEDY RUSSIAN
SCOTTY THE ADORABLE COMEDY SCOT
TOTALLY RIDICULOUS YET ALSO SATISFYINGLY SIMPLE BASE PLOTLINE OF: KILL THE BAD GUY WITH THE MAGIC RED STUFF
Um...and loads MORE too...somehow making itself into a kind of daft but also grin inducing whole! What more could you possibly want? (bar some more girls/Uhura getting to kick ass).
Look out for a longer review at my blog, probably tomorrow...