The final nail in an already buried coffin

[jeepy91]

For all the former and maybe even current BAM fans out there, most of you probably know that Eden Riegel has signed a contract and is returning to All My Children in mid October. And you also probably know that she's bringing a girlfriend along with her too, in the shape of ex General Hospital fan favorite Tamara Braun

Comments

[ever_obsessed]

I say it's Zarf.

Or, like, Ryan, because we know his sperm gets everywhere.

We'll have this big fucking socially conscious storyline about Bianca's lover trying to get the rights to make sure Bianca keeps her baby because the Kanes will have to abort to save Binks or some stupid-ass shit like that.

Fuck you, AMC.

Fuck you!

*runs away sobbing*

[jeepy91]

Rumor has it that it's Zach actually. Which just baffles me. And makes me roll my eyes too.

I literally can't stop laughing, the whole thing is just absurd.

[ever_obsessed]

Jesus fuck.

Ugh.

They'd do it, too.

Ugh, it's bad enough they hired the fucking howler monkey as the girlfriend, they just keep finding new and more impressive ways to twist that goddamn knife deeper into me, don't they?

[jeepy91]

The funny thing is, TB's hiring has just sparked even more rumors about her own sexuality. She was apparently linked to Alicia Leigh Willis back in the GH days, which is kinda amusing to me. But I think the whole thing is going to fall flat on it's face. Well, I'm hoping.

[ever_obsessed]

Here's hoping.

Ugh......

I'm becoming more and more of a Maggie/Lena fan, this is insane.

Look at what the show has done to me!

*thinks about Bianca/Reese scene*

*thinks about the howler monkey trying to pull it off*

*whimpers and climbs onto ledge to rock in fetal position with a bottle of booze*

I hate this show, I hate this show, I hate this show.

... and the chick in your av is giving me a look.

Although that may be the booze.

[jeepy91]

Well if it makes you feel any better, I'm fully stocked over here, so I can keep the booze coming. Is the chick in my icon looking at you in a GOOD way? Cause that might be a plus on the whole thing.

[ever_obsessed]

She looks like she wants a threesome.

It's a plus.

*stares at av*

And if I squint, she looks like Liz.

*squints*

*squints harder*

Holy frak, Liz wants a threesome.

\o/

*falls out of her chair*

Oh I'm so going to need another bottle.

[bldy_destini]

I am betting we see a wedding and that is going to rip it for me. Long live Mena.

[angela627]

um, as in her sister's man? ok...

and ugh, hate AMC. Team Maggie!!