HA! Happy Halloween!!!!

[jeebzter04]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the
> VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him
> why he is staring.
>
> He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you"
>
> She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you've been a
> nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
> everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
> would find offensive."
>
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>
> She responds, "Well, let's see, firstly you have to be single and
> secondly you must be Catholic."
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
> Catholic!"
>
> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>
> The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
> blush.
>
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
> "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
>
> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
> and I'm Jewish."
>
> The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
> party.